Dino Junior's Log

2008-02-26T19:45:00.000-08:00

That day I humped Niu Niu, I was caught in the act by nanny. So pai seh she took a picture of us stuck in the most awkward position.....

But babes out there!! Listen!!!! I AM NOW A MAN, no longer a boy ok...... Heheeheeheheehe....

Comon and look for me. I stay sengkang now...... And this week 1 babe will be at my place for 1 week!!!! And her 2 brothers will be here too and we can all play together!!!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!

2008-01-24T20:40:00.000-08:00

Yesterday I love and hate my mummy.

I was waiting for mummy to come home to feed me dinner (actually she gave me biscuits but I dun wan to touch them). I was very happy when mummy came home, but she jus went to bath and said she'll bring me to nanny's house to see niu niu.

I was thrilled!!!

Mummy brought me to nanny's house where I sat on baba D's face while he was sleeping. Hahahaa.... shhhhhhhhh ....... he doesn't know about it.

Then mummy brought me upstairs to visit niu niu.

I saw the other 2 puppies there. 1 boy pomeranian and 1 gal maltese. The gal maltese was making so much noise. They are both bout 5mths old. Then I saw my beloved Niu niu. She was on heat!!! And this time her tail is by the side. She didnt resist when I went near her.

Then mummy grabbed me and put me into this tiny cage with niu niu and I was ecstatic - simply bursting with excitement and happines like in heaven...... so I happily humped her and she was happy too.

But my heaven turned into hell when suddenly I realised that mummy was no longer around. Where did mummy go?

I felt so alone there. There was no one there that I really knew...... So I cried.

I cried for my mummy the whole nite.

This morn I saw nanny coming up to bring me downstairs for my morn walk. I cried more when I saw her cos I felt so relieved that at least I see someone that I am close with. I was soooooooooo happy and glad to see nanny.

And I missed mummy so much. Where are you mummy. Why you jus leave me there like tat? Daddy too. Where are you daddy?

Now I'm at nanny's house playing catch and chase with Jared, Damon & ryan. So happy. I heard nanny saying later she's bringing me up to 12th flr again. Great!!!! But I hope I dun need to stay overnite cos I am scared.

Mummy I miss you please come back soon.

YEAH Great news....

2008-01-17T20:35:00.000-08:00

My mummy and daddy are finally getting married!!! And I am so proud to be their son!!! I'm going with them to the photo shoot and I will get to take nice nice photos together with my dearest mummy and daddy. I love my mummy and daddy!!!!

And I wan to ask my darling coco and brandy to go if they can also. Mummy still deciding whether to bring me to her wedding dinner cos got muslims leh. And its a food-place so not very nice if they see me. But I am the suckling piglet.. I must go ma......

Mummy I promise to keep very very quiet. I wil hide like a rat if anyone saw me..... Ok? Pls bring me. Dun leave me at home alone. But if you get me a wife before your wedding, then dun need to bring me. I will stay home with my wife and do important things like making little juniors and little bambis..... hahahahahaah......

Mummy said she is looking for a tuxedo for me. YEAH..... I can wear a tuxedo. But wat in the hell is that? Mummy said will make me look sooooooooo handsome that all the bitches will fall in love with me..... wat you say my wives brandy and coco? Dun be jealous. As daddy always say.... its always advantageous to be handsome...... hahahahahahah......

I didnt know that coco miss me so much that she will run to the door whenever godma mention my name. Poor babe. I miss you too but mummy's too busy to bring me to godma house to see you. Maybe later I go read the street directory and find out how to go to your house.

And hey, my new house is very near to coco's house and deedee's house. Its in between both of their houses. So mon, wed, fri I will spend the nite with deedee and tue, thur and sat I will spend with coco. Sun is my day with brandy...... hiak hiak hiak hiak. *blissful*

But 1st, I must learn how to cross the road 1st.... nanny let me practice the other day....

Well, if I can cross the road properly, I will go malaysia and take more wives there.... haha and brandy cannot go cos she is banned from going to malaysia - see her picture.....

Erm, that is her picture 20 years (human years) ago ok. Hahahaha...... that time no wrinkles. Now got wrinkles already..... on her bum got wrinkles..... ahahahahahah......

Mummy also wan to get a water fountain for our new house. And she say she wan to get a piece of flat rock only. I was quite puzzled until I saw this picture..... no wonder she wan to get a piece of flat rock..... for me to pose on it and pretend to be a fake dog like this bulldog in the picture.....

Its actually a real dog but he really can act dumb and deaf and DEAD. Hahahahaha. He didnt move until I was near enough and he wanted to eat me up. YOUR MUMMY didnt feed you ah? She never teach you manners like "DO NOT BULLY A RAT?" and "DO NOT PICK ON OTHERS SMALLER THAN YOU?"

Hahahahahahahahaha...... I am Dino Junior....

2007-12-13T06:33:00.000-08:00

Today mummy was woken up cos grandma turned on the light to look for my uncle's things... and mummy scolded everyone in the morn..... dunno issit mummy got bad dream that's why she so irritated.

But also good, mummy was awaken and she was hardworking enough to bring me down for my morn walk. Think my mummy work very hard leh. Everyday she come back late and she go work early in the morn. She normally so tired and cant wake up in the morn to bring me down.

But today she did. I hope she will continue the good work cos I dun have to hold my pee and shit for the whole day.

Nowadays my gong gong and popo have been letting me out into the hall to play with them and sit with them and watch TV with them.... I'm so happy cos i got company. And gong gong would sayang me and both of them will play a game with me....

So I became very pampered. I everyday also wan to go out. Sometimes they dun let me out and I WHINE big time......

Mummy's been timing her sleep everyday. Dunno why. And her tummy is bigger also - when i jump on it, it feels more bouncy..... mummy you must lose weight already....

2007-11-22T05:30:00.000-08:00

Mummy jus showed me this video of my Xiao Lao Po.... Ms Coco Ball so clever. She knows how to "die" when Godma bang/shoot her.... I am sooooo proud of her.... but now mummy wan to train me doing this.

Mummy, dun you think i'll look very silly when I do that? I do MAN things like humping.... that one i dun need to train one.... You so fierce..... maybe if daddy train me i will listen to him lor.... cos daddy = FOOD..... hahahahaha....

Anyway mummy I love you. Today my mummy made Veal with biscuits for me for breakfast, then she mad me warm milk with biscuits for my supper. I finished them all.... Yummy..... I'll miss mummy when she goes holiday with daddy next week.... :(

But this sunday, mummy promised me a day of fun..... she said she's going to cancel her classes and bring me to the airport..... YEAH...... and then to Kerin Jie Jie's birthday party. I heard she's turning 85 on sunday.... so old liao!!!! She must be ancient....

Oops... shhhhh.... dun tell kerin jie jie that I said this ok....

2007-11-18T18:20:00.001-08:00

Yesterday mummy brought me to uncle Pat's house. We stayed there like whole afternoon till almost midnite. And mummy was busy playing mahjong. Cos auntie forest got many patterns and make everyone at the table vomit blood cos no one can believe her logic and no one can believe her luck.

At one stage mummy had to go drink beer to calm herself down. See? That serious....

I wanted to go pee. But mummy warned me I cannot pee inside the house. Mummy told daddy to bring me downstairs but daddy dun bother to do so. So I had to pee on the curtains. And daddy didnt react immediately when mummy asked him to go clean up my mess. Mummy was really mad. She whacked me but I know she was feeling the pain inside her heart when she did it.

And mummy was really angry with daddy cos she feel that daddy has no committment to me and I am not his responsibility. So mummy said she will not expect so much anymore in future. Mummy must have tot that I am his son so daddy should be more responsible and committed to me. And mummy said she is not going to buy bambi anymore cos she doesn't have any support to take care of both of us. She is like a single mum.

I better dun disturb mummy cos mummy's in a foul mood since yesterday due to that peeing incident and she cant sleep well yesterday nite too. I better guai guai sleep and dun disturb her....

2007-11-13T03:14:00.000-08:00

Today my popo looked at me and sang me this song......

我是猫 (伊能静+巫启贤)

(伊)
我是猫一只家居的猫
我是猫一只白胖的猫
打个哈欠我晒晒太阳不知道天有多高
如果你今天也有些疲倦何不学我做猫
我是猫一只家居的猫
我是猫一只平凡的猫

(巫)
我是猫一只摇滚的猫
我是猫摇摆身体的猫
掂起脚尖我甩甩头呀还要动动眉毛
听到音乐就不由自主会跳舞的猫

(合)
摇滚的猫遇到了家居猫
带着它离开了那平凡的巢
从此夜里听到更吵猫叫
世界上又多了一只快乐猫

(伊)
我是猫一只家居的猫
(巫)
我是猫一只摇滚的猫

合)
不像人类总东奔西跑忙得乱糟糟
如果你厌倦去做个人类不如跟我们做猫
摇滚的猫遇到了家居猫带着它离开了那平凡的巢
生下了许多的小猫猫
从此多了一支猫的乐队喵

(伊)
我是猫一只家居的猫
(巫)
我是猫一只摇滚的猫
(伊)
我是猫一只家居的猫
(巫)
我是猫一只摇滚的猫

I seriously dunno wat is wrong with my popo, even though she substitute the word "猫" to "狗", I seriously wonder why is she singing to me..... and why this song...... DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE A CAT?????? Cant she sing "Who let the dogs out?"....... duh..........

I think popo is jus happy cos mummy let me out to the living room to play for 10mins and popo and gong gong both manja me and sayang me..... and mummy was discussing something with her and popo looked really happy..... dunno wat they discussing...... maybe discussing bout bambi????? hahahahahahaha..... FAT HOPE.

Is snoopy pregnant?

2007-11-06T06:31:00.000-08:00

Mummy really loves me. She pampers me alot.... heehee.... Mummy's really a big softie. Jus whine abit and attitude abit then she will do wat you wan her to do.....

I was really hungry cos mummy jus left dry food in the bowl. I didnt touch it for 2 days. My trick is to starve abit and mummy will make good food for me... so i give her attitude lor.... i jus slept and ignore her..... then she got worried and so she pounded my dry food into bits and added warm milk to it..... YEAH....

Although I was pinning for can food, but see her effort to pound my dry food to make it easier for me to eat, I jus gobbled everything up lor...

After dinner mummy brought me downstairs and we met our neighbours but tiger and snoopy already came down earlier and were upstairs already.... so I didnt get to play with them..... the nice indian jie jie said they are waiting 1week to see if snoopy is pregnant or not, cos her period jus ended and they said wait 1 week to see if she puke or not..... lucky tiger you get to hump someone.... i can only hump the blanket...... and the black thing tat looked like me that Godma bought for me yesterday....... and yesterday I finally saw coco after like sooooooooooooooooooooo long..... she MIA together with her mummy.....

Mummy told the nice jie jie that she will seriously consider getting a wife for me and if snoopy has female puppies, mummy will seriously consider getting a long-coat one for me..... YEAH..... I know mummy dun like long coat ones cos she got no time to comb and groom them, but because of me she is seriously considering.... hahahaha..... I love you mummy...

You really know me well..... I like the furry babes...... cos they look so nice with long hair..... cross my fingers and count my blessings lor......

Daddy..... mummy ask you to save money to get me a christmas pressie rite..... can i have bambi???? I wan bambi...... actually I jus wan you bring me and mummy out more often... dun jus be a weekend daddy can.... I missed you daddy..... love you lots.....

2007-10-17T19:03:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I fell down and cut my chin again. I jumped too far and landed with a thud on the floor. Mummy was scared shit and I dared not cry although it was very painful cos I know mummy going thru a rough patch so I must be brave.... actually I scared mummy will scold me.....

Mummy sayang me and dressed my wound.... Luckily I dun have concussion. Mummy cancelled her classes to observe me cos she scared I will have concussion....

Yesterday Daddy came down to see mummy.... I was very happy to see Daddy cos I missed him. But after daddy talked to mummy, mummy went home and cried. I hate you daddy, I hate you for making mummy cry.... Go away, dun disturb me and mummy. I dunno wat to do so I jus slept with mummy.... mummy drank beer again also but luckily she was not drunk....

Mummy cancelled her class this morn and told me she's bringing me out.... YEAH.... where to???

2007-10-15T21:52:00.000-07:00

These few days my family got problem. I am so scared. Mummy brought me to the beach on sunday and she drank beer. I never see mummy gulping beer down before like she so thirsty. I tried to stop her by running near the water to her, but she floated further and further away. I am scared. Wat if mummy get drunk and drowned????

Lucily mummy didnt drown. She jus lay on the float and sang my favourite song "Qiang Qiang". I know mummy will write me a song if I die, jus like qiang qiang and his mummy ella.....

My fears didnt stop here... we went back to nanny's house and mummy's driving suddenly so scary. She kept going to the left side and I can hear nanny screaming at her and telling her wat to do. Mummy talked lots of nonsense in the car but I dun understand wat she was tryin to say. I was sitting at the back with jared and xavier and they were holding me very tightly....

And when we came back to bradel, mummy alighted everyone off and went to the carpark and jus lie down in the car and slept. I dunno wat happened to her but she smelt like a can of beer.

Nanny came to look for her at the carpark and brought us back home. Then mummy collapsed on the sofa and no one could wake her up. Nanny told me mummy was drunk. Then they had to carry mummy into the room and I dun like it cos mummy didnt respond to my licks and kisses and I dun wan them to carry mummy cos I dunno where they bringing her or wat they doing.... nanny had to carry me so that I wun bite them....

In the end nanny carried me together with mummy into the room where mummy slept like a pig. I farted in her face she also dunno..... but I am worried. Why mummy become like tat?

Then the next morn mummy woke up at 6am and sat in front of the TV and starred into space. She was watching elephants on cable, but mummy dun really like elephants..... so I think she is thinking very hard cos when I ran on her she didnt move.....

Then she told me that I dun have daddy already. I got scared. Wat she mean? Did something happen to daddy? Then I overheard her and nanny talking about it. Nanny kept asking mummy to think properly. And mummy was really angry and upset. So I very very kuai kuai..... I dun wan to do things that make mummy angry....even when I pee I also pee on the newspapers in the room......

Mummy didnt cry. Mummy jus sleep all the time.....I think mummy jus wan to find her dream in her sleep, the dream she always liked to have....

My new hobbies

2007-09-27T10:07:00.001-07:00

Recently I picked up a new hobby. This is an internet savvy world. So I learnt how to do.....

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WEBCAMING..... I can now connect to the chatrooms and talk to pretty babes. The pretty babes can also see me thru the webcam also but they wud never believe that I am a rat-look-a-like DOG. They always think that there is some cute guy out there using his sweet little puppy to entice them.

And I wish there were keyboards in Dog language cos I take realllllllllllllllllllllllllly long time to type out a decent entry to the pretty babes.

And when I get the pretty babes out on dates, I'll need to....

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LEARN HOW TO DRIVE MUMMY'S CAR..... or else how I bring them to quiet parks and seduce them????????

I miss Jewel and I climbed a mountain

2007-08-31T20:59:00.000-07:00

I think I have fully recovered from my dental surgery (that is wat mummy's been telling me).... I have nice new breath and I can kiss niu niu and Jewel.... by the way Uncle John, I miss Jewel, can you pls bring her to bradel or when can I go visit her again?

This morn I felt so good to be up and about that I went mountain climbing..... I climbed up a really huge mountain - named JAKEY MOUNTAIN.... so difficult to climb to the peak you know.... When I finally reached the top, mummy gave me a victory sign and took photo for me....

Then I tried to get down from the mountain but it was sooooooo tough..... nearly fell to my death....

I felt weird

2007-08-30T21:40:00.000-07:00

I have totally not much of a recollection of what happened yesterday.

i only remember mummy telling me we are going to the doctor. I tot it was for the children or nanny or mummy cos I was feeling absolutely fine so the doctor shouldn't be for me.

I happily went with mummy and nanny and the children when they said "Let's go!". I was sooooo happy and excited tat mummy was bringing me out....

When we reached the doctor, I was bit amazed to see other doggie friends there. I tot doctors dun allow dogs in their clinics..... then my friend the dalmation (scooby) told me tat he had a ear problem and his mummy brought him to see the doctor too. THEN I FINALLY REALISED THAT I WAS THE ONE SEEING THE DOCTOR.....

Then mummy and nanny stayed awhile with me and then they left me there all alone with the nurse. Luckily scooby was there and we had a long talk before he was pushed into the operating theatre. After that, I was also pushed into the operating theatre. That is my last impression of wat happened after they gave me an injection taht knocked me out.

The next thing I knew, the nurse was waking me up. I felt weird. like so tired and so like i have no control over my body. I slept a bit more in the cage and then the nurse brought me out and there was mummy and nanny!!!!! They came to pick me up.

Daddy also came to the clinic to see me!!!! Daddy kissed me and sayang me.... I felt soooooo wuved by daddy.....

After daddy tucked us into tortilla, we went off back to nanny's home. I whined a bit on my way back cos my mouth felt very weird. Mummy and nanny were saying that my mouth was swollen. I could only flick my tongue and let it linger outside droopily...

Mummy wanted to tuck me into bed but I didnt wan to. I wan to roam ard to find out why i am feeling so weird. jus now at the clinic I wanted to bark at scooby to tell him bye and thank you but I could only afford to purr like a kitten.... my growl also turned into a MEOW..... I was alarmed cos I dunno wat they did to me....

I was very hungry too cos mummy fasted me for the whole nite from midnite till 8pm and I was really hungry. Mummy lovingly fixed me dinner and I gobbled it down even though my mouth felt weird.... i think I lost 2 teeth at the back. There felt a big gaping hole when my tongue went to that area....

Slowly i felt pain in my mouth..... but I was still hungry and refused to sleep.... I woke up at 2am to find food.... mummy found me sitting in the hall asking D and Jakes for food....

This morn when i woke up, I felt better already.....

My 2nd Birthday 250807

2007-08-27T07:21:00.000-07:00

Woooopiiiiiiiii.... I jus turned 2 years old on sat!!! I am no longer the little puppy you use to know and I am now a MAN ok..... Treat me like a MAN.....

Happy Birthday to ME.
Happy Birthday to ME.
Happy Birthday to JUNIOR....
Happy Birthday to ME........

Mummy held my birthday party on Fri 24sep2007 at Aunty Hershey's place at 10pm. And mummy invited most of my friends!!! I am soooooooo happy......

Mummy and nanny went grocery shopping earlier on and bought soooooooo many stuff to cook for the adults while mummy was busy packing the goodie bags for all my friends... I also have a goodie bag as well!!!! YEAH.....

And Nanny cooked ......... Fries, Calamari Rings, Nuggets, Hotdogs with Cheese cubes, Otah Otah, Garlic Bread, Jelly.......

Mummy bought nice stuff from pet movers and pet mart and made goodie bags for my friends..... I think I have a cool mummy who wants the best for me..... I wuv you mummy....

Wonder why this pic is here? I also..... Dunno why these 2 jie jies prefer to take photo with my deedee but not the birthday boy ME????? Anyway, mummy tell me she is preparing a BIG BIG goodie bag for the jie jie on the left.... still waiting for her reply which flavour she prefer - beed lamb, chicken, seafood....

Mummy drove me to Aunty Hershey's place and we started the party..... YEAH..... 1stly, I would like to introduce my friends.......

Happy. This is the 1st time I saw him and he looks really handsome!!!This is Chivas and he came together with his daddy ken and mummy cindy..... I met him before, he used to be quite timid but he was quite fierce to me that day. Maybe I was barking quite alot and irritated him...... BUT I AM THE KING..... hahahaha I was excited ma.... sorry lor...

That's all my stupid mummy manage to take..... she didnt take pictures of ruby and deedee and toto and rusty.....

Then mummy prepared my birthday cake (thanks daddy who collected my cake for me cos mummy was really busy preparing the food)...... and everyone sang birthday song to me...... I was soooooooooooooo happy...... I feel really really happy........ so exciting......

After my birthday song, mummy helped me cut my cake and served to all my friends...... and I think all of them really loved the cake cos it was gone from their plates in like SECONDS......

I also received lotsa presents from the uncles and aunties and my friends.... You all have really cool mummies and daddies too cos they are so nice to me!!!!!! My 1st birthday present is from nanny and baba and jared and damon and ryan....... see my family is so good to me....... They gave me a wonderful tasting can food called addiction and I am really addicted to it...... Venison and Avocado..... YUMMY..... And the blue bowl is specially for me when I stay over at nanny's place in bradel..... YEAH.....

And I received a BIG BIG BIG bag of presents from all the uncles and aunties and my friends..... WOW..... Mummy carry already also say very heavy and she say if she put the bag on me, can flatten me...... and we opened the bag...... the things inside were AMAZING.....
It was so amazing that mummy decided to become a dog as well..... cos she said this bag of presents can save her from being bankrupt..... she can afford to feed me a long long long long time..... YEAH..... means I have FOOD..... YEAH!!!!

Last but not least, niu niu made my day..... I saw her on my actual birthday and we kissed..... so sweet of her to leave me lingering for her kiss again...... Mummy brought her goodie bag upstairs and let us spend some quality time together.... It seemed that niu niu's mummy also know uncle ken...... its a really small world.....

I wish to thank all the uncles and aunties and jie jies and Gor Gors and all my friends who turned up for my birthday party to make it possible and happening...... Thanks to Rina, D, Jared, Damon, Ryan, Mummy, Daddy Kenji, Dina, Dawn, Deedee, Toto, Rusty, kedrick, Albin, Mango, Jennifer, Weiming, Ruby, Terry, Happy, Ken, Cindy, Chivas, Anna, Wendy, Kerin, Nicole, Niu Niu....... Wuv you all lots......

Outing today

2007-08-22T05:28:00.000-07:00

Today I am very happy. Mummy cancel her class and brought me out for the whole afternoon.

1stly she brought me to East Coast Rd where she ordered a 1kg birthday cake for me and my friends tat I invited. Mummy wanted to order the dinosaur one like last year, but they no longer have it so mummy ordered a chocolate cake for me. The cream would be blueberry and it would be in a heart-shaped cake to symbolize her love for me. Daddy called and asked how much cos he's paying for everything for my birthday celebration. I feel so fortunate.....

While I was at the bakery, i met the resident dogs there. I forgot wat breed but its some royalty name one.....

2ndly, mummy brought me to pet movers and I saw a beautiful snausher there. mummy let me run around the whole place cos today is very empty so I played catch with the snausher there.... mummy also went to pet movers to get me new food that deedee, toto & rusty is eating now..... it comes with rice as a complete meal...... YUMMY...... Mummy's going to leave it at nanny's house at bradel cos nanny like to feed me such meals and make me fatter.....

Mummy also brought me to Pet Mart and she got the stuff for the goodie bags for my friends. Wa, the things inside quite interesting leh, most of them are my favourites!!!! So friends you all better come along on friday cos I wan to share my birday with you guys and gals.......

So far I invited Deedee, Toto, Rusty, Ruby, Mango, Chivas, Brandy, Coco...... and their parents and mummy also invited a few of her friends who love me..... I also gonna go up to the 12th floor to pass my beloved niu niu her goodie bag too..... Ohhhhhhhhhh I feel so loved......

Daddy was asking mummy wat present he should give me. Daddy i have a request..... Can i have a wife? hahahahahaha...... pls dun faint ok.....

A new kitten

2007-08-21T08:53:00.000-07:00

I seriously think mummy adopted a new kitten. I heard this meowing coming from mummy. I think she kept the kitten in her pocket..... I am so scared mummy will dump me for the cute little kitten.... HOW???? I tried to follow mummy around but she ignore me...... die..... NANNY, can you pls take the kitten? I know you love cats rite..... pls help me nanny, or else mummy wun love me anymore....

Dooms day

2007-08-19T22:37:00.000-07:00

Die. Mummy jus came back home with this smug look on her face telling me she already made an apt with the vet for dental check up and microchipping me..... Shit..... I am already so scared that I peed when mummy told me that..... now mummy busy mopping up my pee at the corner of the cupboard......

Next thur will be my dooms' day. I pray I will celebrate my birthday on sat smoothly and happily cos it could be my last birthday ever...... mummy's planning lotsa stuff for my birthday and although i know its tough on mummy to feed 2 babies me and tortilla..... I will try my best to be my best behaviour for mummy....

Mummy's seriously considering bringing me out to do basking and do silly doggie tricks to earn money cos she says I eat alot now...... I am picky now. I only eat can food and ignore the biscuits so mummy is angry with me..... but mummy, the can food taste better than the biscuits..... would you like it if nanny feed you bisuits everyday and not give you rice or meat or vegetables? I think you will kill yourself rite...... thanks for supporting me nanny....

Sleeping poses

2007-08-16T22:04:00.000-07:00

I didnt that I have different styles when I sleep..... I kena captured sleeping.....with mummy.... heehee....

Mummy's hair is like my blanket....

haha.... I showed mummy my gong gong (kuku bird) heehee....

Then we went our separate ways (we face outwards.....)

My Beloved Niu Niu... I wuv you darling...

I met THE ONE, the love of my life...

2007-08-08T06:53:00.000-07:00

I finally fell in love. I finally met THE ONE...... She is a splitting image of me and she is the same size as me and she looks jus like me. I feel like I'm looking into a mirror when I face her. She is my soulmate, my lover, my best friend, my long lost love...... introducing my latest crush Niu Niu. She is a new neighbour at bradel living on the 12th floor at bradel..... and she is also from Taiwan like me I think cos her mummy is a taiwanese......

See our back view..... cant tell who is who rite? Make a guess which one is me and which one is her....
Now can tell????
Am I on the rite or on the left???
She is pretty and I am handsome rite????Dun we make a great looking couple?????
I sooooooooooo WUV her!!!!!

Mummy is mad. She and niu niu's mummy were mating me downstairs on that table. My mother-in-law caught hold of niu niu's bum and tail and my mummy pushed my kuku into her hole..... but I got no mood cos so artificial and we only jus met only.... I am not a loose person ok.....

I prefer to have dates and take my time and then go after her ok..... and our mummies exchanged contacts and I am sure i'll see her soon.....

I am soooooooooo happy and excited!!!! On Monday, mummy brought me to bishan park and I met some new friends.... 4 of them in fact and 1 of them look like coco!!!!!!

My New Friends.... as usual I am the smallest and most handsome.....
I like her. Her name is Lucy....
See Spiderman!!!!
I am seriously trying to weave a web.....

Urban Pooch

2007-08-01T08:45:00.000-07:00

On Sunday, mummy cancelled her classes and brought me to somewhere special just for me. Godma also brought my wives coco and brandy along, Uncle Jeff and Jie Jie Wendy also came along. Daddy also was there to eat with me.

Mummy brought me to a doggie cafe named URBAN POOCH at Balestier Rd. The addy is 530 Balestier Rd, Monville Mansion. If your daddy or mummy drive you can turn into balestier rd situated opposite esso petrol kiosk or turn left jus after Caltex petrol kiosk.

The owner is Raye and she is a very nice lady. Coco lao sai and she helped to clean up. I pee-peed and she also help mummy mop it up. She was very patient in taking orders and have very good manners (at least she didnt say I look like a rat).

There is this play area where the rest of the furkids are left for day-care. Wow. So cool... There's day care for dogs like me!!!! But must pay la.... 1 hour for me will be $1.50, coco size should be $2 an hour lor....

Mummy carried me inside and there were like another 7-8 doggies inside. Many different breeds and I was scared so mummy stayed inside with me for a while. Never been so close to so many different dogs at such a confined place....

In the end, coco, brandy and me stayed close to each other and I barked at all the dogs to tell them to leave us alone. They are my wives and THEY ARE MINE.... no one else can touch them.....

Mummy ordered special food for myself, coco and brandy. They were special food for dogs only. Mummy tasted the food and told me it was delicious. Boy, was I hungry.... Mummy and Godma ordered 3 different dishes and mummy mix & matched 3 portions of food... yeah!!!! I get to taste coco and brandy's food as well. Everything was in lamb. Mummy, why you didnt order chicken???? I love chicken leh.

Mummy also ordered human food for herself....Godma and everyone else also ate human food. So cool rite this cafe???? Babes out there, I wanna bring you on a date to this cafe. To sign up for my date, pls call my mummy to arrange ok.....

My special dish - Lamb Meat Ball, Lamb Cubes, German Shepard Pie with Lamb.... YEAH!!! DELICIOUS!!!! YUMMY!!!!

See the Meatball soooooooooooo big...... bigger than my balls!!!
See me enjoying my food!!! YUMMY!!!
My daddy watching me eat.... Daddy is hungry..... Daddy wanna share my lunch with me??
Mummy's Soup..... mummy said very yummy....

Godma's Katsu Curry.... YUMMY!!!!!

Uncle Jeff's butter rice with crispy fried chicken.... HMMMMMMMM....

Daddy's Ham and Cheese Sandwich..... Looks soooooo good!!!!

Mummy's Terriyaki Chicken..... MOUTH-WATERING....

Babes pls remember if wan to have date with me at this cafe, pls contact my mummy ok???? Wuv ya..... Hunks, pls dun call my mummy, I WILL NEVER TELL YOU WHERE THIS PLACE IS cos I dun wan you to snatch my babes away.....

All About me Dino Junior

2007-07-28T01:42:00.000-07:00

Jus in case you are wondering how I look like.... I jus need to show you babes how handsome I am and make the other hunks jealous....

Look at my back view.... Cool, Slick, Handsome, PERFECT rite??? I got a body that all hunks would die for - I am muscular like a bulldog yet not flabby...

My fav place in the car - On my mummy's lap cos she got great legs....

Introducing my wives... on my left (which is your rite), we have brandy who is cream in colour and is 4yrs old this year (so old, dunno can make babies or not, that's why I need to have another wife). she's the same breed as me, a chihuahua but she's bit psycho one.... And the one on my rite (which is your left), we have coco ball who is white in colour and she's a jack russell who is the same age as me but she IS MAD.....

I love my wife brandy. Although she makes funny duck noises, I take it as a sign she is trying to seduce me..... And no, she is not pregnant yet and I cant still find the hole....

Now inrtoducing my family. This is my mummy and daddy. They take really good care of me and my mummy and daddy loves me very much. I am a pampered child and very fortunate dog to be their son...

My mummy here with me. She is MAD too, but most importanly, she loves me MADLY and she would kill if anyone touched me. I'm her only son and she pampers me sooooo much that I am a spoilt brat.... She loves brandy too and pampers brandy whenever she comes over to stay with me....
My nanny also pampers me alot cos I am her 1st grandson. Mummy's her baby gal and I am the family's 1st grandson... Nanny always says I resemble Turtle. Actually I resemble a rat more than a turtle but Nannys bit crazy like mummy too so...... nanny takes care of me when mummy brings me to bradel to stay. I love bradel cos nanny gives me all the freedom I wan and she cooks and give me nice food and cuddle me and kisses me and rub my tummy for me and brings me down for walks....

This one is my grandma and I call her popo. She is mummy's mummy and she loves me too. And she got special nickname for me "Grand-dog".... I'm so proud to have this title...
This white haired old man is my grandpa. I call him gong gong. He loves me very much and pampers me alot too. He gives me LOTS of chocolate when mummy is not looking... Yummy.... I love you gong gong.... He always come and call me and peep at me when he reach home. I am the 1st one he sees and calls and talks to when he reach home.... so fortunate rite....

Gong Gong also drew a picture of me that really looks like me, except the Kuku part not very accurate - needs to be a bit bigger.....

She is my grandaunty grace. She is the only one in my family besides gong gong and popo who dare to carry me in the car. She is the only one who thinks of me when she goes shopping and she is the only one who loves me so much besides my gong gong and popo. Cos she is born in the year of the DOG and I am like her desendent.... hahahahha untill she met Ah dai.... she still thinks I am the best even though she met brandy and coco and ah dai..... YEAH....

This one is my Godma. From young she look after me and she like to play with my kuku bird, that is why my kuku bird is big ok.... all thanks to Godma.... She is my mother-in-law too cos brandy and coco are both her daughters..... Godma I very good one. I take brandy as my wife, I also "SUB" coco ok.... even though I am too short to hump coco but never mind I'll jus hump brandy double.... She likes to hold me like tat but I dun like and she like to squeeze me between her twin towers so my tongue always come out one.... BTW, my Godma is crazy too, she like to hold me up in the air and shake me..... my ribs always wan to burst....

This is my best friend monkey. I used to have a best friend who was a cat named Tiger. We used to play hide and seek and have peeing games together but he died last year. I miss him alot. I saw the rottweiler who killed tiger yesterday and he nearly wanted to kill me too, mummy got so shocked that she called nanny immediately..... Anyway, monkey was a present for christmas from nanny. Although I bit off its nose and mummy sewed it back (YEAH, my mummy can sew one ok), its still the best I ever chewed.... so its my best friend.....

Last but not least, babes pls dun see this pic till your eyes pop out, YES, I have 5 legs and its HUGE.... Hunks, pls go and hide and dun feel inferior ok, if you have it, you will have it, if not, howl also no use one.... I AM A MAN....

Hahahahaha

2007-07-25T21:35:00.000-07:00

I can tell that mummy is very happy at bradel. Cos she dun need to squeeze on her single bed with me. She can roll onto nanny's bed and sleep without the wall obstructing her and without fearing falling off the bed.... heehee.....

2 days ago, something happened to me....

I was sleeping under the comforter with nanny. I was near her bum when she suddenly let off a strange sound from her bum. Very soft one. And really stinko too. Nanny farted!!!! I crawled out from the comforter and sat down and looked at nanny. Felt like killing her, but I didnt know wat to do cos I was sleepy, I was tired and its very stinko under the comforter.... so after a while, I jus went back under the comforter to sleep when the smell disappeared..... nanny was laughing and telling mummy wat happened when mummy came back...... very funny meh????

Last week mummy told me her friend's friend went to China for a tour and was walking thru the markets in China when they saw a shop selling doggies and puppies and many of my fur friends. This friend fell in love with a chow chow..... and so she bought the chow chow back and had it under quarantined and everything.

Finally they took the chow chow home. They fed the chow chow and realised that the chow chow ate alot, They were quite concerned so they went to the vet. The vet said its normal for puppies to eat alot cos they are growing. The vet asked them to monitor the chow chow. They also asked why the chow chow dun walk, always sleep and eat and sleep and eat. The vet say to monitor cos he checked the bones, everything was ok....

One day, the chow chow walked..... but the parents were STUNNED......

Cos they didnt know that they bought a BEAR back from China. No one noticed it was a bear pup. Not the immigrations, not the vet, not them......

How they know its a bear? Cos when the "chow chow" walked, it stood on its hind legs and walked on 2 legs instead of 4 legs..... so the "chow chow" was donated to the zoo...... hahahahahahahaha

I am actually a rat in disguise, luckily my mummy and daddy dunno. Aunty Kerin seem to have noticed it cos she calls me Mickey Rat and luckily mummy laughed it off as a joke.... Mummy if I am a rat will you still love me?????

Today is a tired day

2007-07-23T07:44:00.001-07:00

Dun understand these adults. Mummy bring me to see brandy and coco at Godma's house today, but while I trying to get up close and personal with brandy, Godma like to disturb me. She like to sayang brandy when I trying to get fresh with her. So I really hate Godma for doing that cos it distracts brandy and she lose the mood with me.....

So bo bian I try to bite her hand everytime it comes near me.

After visiting my wives at hougang, mummy took me and godma and godma's brother for a spin in her car.... yeah.... although I was very tired, I dunno why - maybe cos yesterday I nearly drowned lor... so scary i tell you.....

Yesterday coco jus jumped on me while I was swimming at the pool. I know she very excited to see me and she dun mean to try to kill me, but I went underwater for bout 5 seconds and I cannot remember if I held my breath or breathed in water.... I was too stunned to react. When I finally surfaced after the 5 long seconds, i saw that my mummy was equally as stunned as me cos she didnt know how to react, she only quickly pulled me out from the water.... luckily I never die ah.....

Today was a very tired day for me cos I normally nap in the afternoons while mummy goes to work. Today I didnt nap that's why I was bit grumpy and irritable. I picked a fight with coco cos she was being irritating - she's my wife yet she dun allow me to kiss her - so I picked a fight with her that left my mummy stunned again. My mummy is useless one - a bit only she get stunned.... never see before "big" situations one....

After godma's house, mummy brought me to see deedee, toto and rusty. They were very excited to see me, me too, I was very excited to see them too but i was really tired, so I was growling when deedee tried to come near me.....

Then mummy left me to sleep in tortilla while she go dinner at hougang..... then now its home sweet home...... I really need to sleep cos I think I am lack of sleep. I miss daddy too...... so long I didnt see him..... I wan to show him the t-shirt mummy made for him from me.....

i heard from mummy that this sun we will be going to take a boat ride.... yeah. I didnt take a boat ride before (I seriously hope I dun need to swim). We will be going to an island but the name so long I forgot wat mummy said already..... dunno start with P one la.....

And I should get to see daddy too if everything goes well on sun..... YEAH.... finally see daddy and mummy bringing me out on an outing and the uncles and aunties there also love me alot.... yeah..... I am so happy.....

2007-07-08T03:09:00.000-07:00

Today mummy brought me to pet mart together with my wife brandy all alone. She is superwoman to handle both of us at the same time but luckily all thanks to aunty dina and uncle dawn who helped to take care of me and brandy as well as their rusty.... or else I think mummy will jus go MAD..... hahahaha.... cos she trying to protect brandy from some "chee Ko Peh" who wan to hump her..... hahahhaha..

Godma, actually if brandy have maltese mixed chihuahua baby also cute cute wat.... and chihuahua mixed snaucher also cute wat..... hahahhhaa..... but my mummy wan pure chihuahua breed.....

Today I forgot how to swim. Mummy put me into the water and I was struggling. I almost drowned..... maybe cos I very scared today cos the sky dark dark...... Brandy can swim better than me. Rusty worse than me..... hahahahaha.... today is his 1st time swimming and he dunno how to swim..... his daddy tried to help him swim by pulling his lease. Think rusty also forgot how to swim like me.... rusty we learn swimmming lessons together wan? heehee.....

Mummy bought lots of milk bones for me. Cos there's a new brand and mummy wan to try cos got vegetable milk bone and got lots of calcium and sesame and got 1 vitamin that daddy is eating also - Glucosamine.... Hey dad, we are really same same... Father and SON.... mummy love me so much she buy same vitamin as you.... we will be very healthy YEAH....

JEALOUR RANT

2007-07-03T09:03:00.000-07:00

My wife Brandy has been staying with me for 1 whole week. I tot she was going to go home already. But YEAH. She's menstrating and mummy requested for her to be here another 2weeks.

I like her alot, jus that she can be really noisy when I try to hump her, she makes the ducky noises that I dun like. And she barks at my uncle (although I dun like him too), but its getting loud and its annoying mummy and my popo.

And everyone seem to like her more than me. They keep saying she's nice and quiet and cute and more adorable than me. They say she behave better than me. Issit true? Now mummy also seem to love her more. Mummy will sayang her also and kiss her also. And mummy kiss her 1st then she kiss me. Goes to show she more important than me...... **Hurph**....

Then mummy say I sour sperm jus like her. What is that daddy? Mummy said you know....

Mummy lets her sleep on the bed with her and I got so fed up I sleep on the floor. WHY must mummy let her share my bed..... Mummy seems to bother more about her than me..... and now mummy ask me if I wan to marry brandy. If I really wan, she will get a husky in exchange for brandy to be my wife....

Mummy I dun wan. I like brandy and I love her and I would love to hump her everyday. But I dun like everyone liking her more than me. I am the only special one. she cannot be more special than me......**JEALOUS**

Maybe mummy you get the husky for me to be my new gf la..... hahahaahahaha.....

Mummy was happy

2007-06-22T20:36:00.000-07:00

Mummy came home late last nite but she was smiling in her sleep. So I guess her date with daddy must have gone well and daddy made her really happy. Actually mummy wanted to bring to me meet pretty babes at the Dog Cafe in Serangoon Gardens, but uncle jimmy and aunty forest wan to meet up for pool, so mummy decided that she will bring me out on sunday (which is tmr - YEAH).

So nanny babysat me while mummy and daddy went out on a date. And when mummy came home late last nite, she was happy and she kissed me and hugged me and slept with me. Then I saw mummy smile in her sleep.....

So daddy if you bring me out on sunday, I will smile and maybe even laugh in my sleep at nite also rite? Heehee....

Today early morn mummy woke up for work, then she didnt come back for the whole day, but I swear i saw mummy online on MSN jus now..... why mummy leave me alone at bradel and where she went? Did mummy go home? Why mummy didnt pick me and bring me back together? Oh no.... is mummy going to leave me at nanny's house forever? Die.... I miss my mummy already....

Zodiac Sign - VIRGO DOGGY

2007-06-22T20:27:00.000-07:00

Got this link from my beautiful Deedee's bloggy. She also went to check on Toto and Rusty's zodiac signs.... dunno them really well cos I only kissed her once.... heehee.... so deedee you must let me kiss you more often ok.... I know coco and brandy very well.... in fact coco is same zodiac sign as me. I'm 25 august 2005, she is 12 september 2005, both of us are virgos.... but hor, I think coco born in wrong sign..... cos she and me like worlds apart....

Coco if you see this zodiac thing, go and read ok.... luv you babes.... brandy pls go check your zodiac sign. Although you are my wife but I dunno your birthday and it is common for MEN like me to forget one..... I am a MCP jus like my daddy. By the way, my daddy is also virgo.... like me..... mummy really know how to give daddy nice presents for his birthday.... I'm sure I am the best present mummy has given daddy... heehee

And I realise my sign and mummy's taurus sign is PERFECT. So actually daddy and mummy make up a good match too, but why they always quarrel? Me and mummy get along so well, why daddy and mummy cannot....

VIRGO - THE HELPER (AUGUST 23rd - SEPTEMBER 22nd)

The Virgo Dog is a genuine domestic creature, more resigned than any other Sign of the Zodiac to play the role of pet. In fact, he or she will feel totally comfortable in this position and accept it without a single whimper of protest. This canine is in his or her element as a friend and companion living with humans, and will strive to be the perfect pet. The Virgo Dog considers being told what to do as a pleasure...it also saves him or her the trouble of having to think up something. There will be no unpleasant surprises for an owner who returns home to the Virgo Dog. since this canine is the cleanest and most hygenic of the Zodiac. Physically, the Virgo Dog is strong and muscular but requires a lot of exercise when in good health. Unfortunately, this canine is also the hypochondriac of the dog world...a single flea, for example, and he or she will be convinced the pesky parasites are covering the entire body from head to toe...or a simple stomach upset, and the Virgo Dog will be certain that he or she has salmonella poisoning. The Virgo puppy will be easy to handle in the beginning, but as he or she gets older, trouble is bound to start. This canine is determined that his or her life be filled with beauty and nothing but the best will suffice...the most comfortable chair, the most delicious of food, the most luxurious of surroundings. The Virgo Dog will never be found sleeping on a hard floor and is sensitive to discomfort in much the same way as the fairytale Princess was to the irritating pea. The Virgo Dog tends to spend a great deal of time in the garden, communing with nature as he or she weeds, digs and generally makes a mess.

The Virgo Dog is never happier than when he or she is doing something for the owner. This canine will take over some of the many chores which pile up during the day...bringing in the laundry, counting the socks, clearing the table, for example. However, this truly helpful dog does not always get it right. As a creature of routine and habit, this canine will expect to be fed and walked at the same time every day. In general, Sheep Dogs and Working Dogs governed by Virgo thrive very nicely, working from dusk until dawn and content in the productive nature of their employment. Because Virgo traditionally rules small animals, however, even toy dogs (Chihuahuas, for example) tend to flourish under this Sign. All Virgo Dogs are loyal and expect the same steadfastness from any owner. Still, it should be noted that this dog does not take kindly to small children, since being trodden on and grabbed does not suit the Virgo Dog one bit. Nevertheless, he or she will be receptive to cats...a creature this canine appears to adore regardless of shape or color. Indeed, the owner of a Virgo Dog would be well-advised to bring a feline into the home.

Natives of Taurus and Capricorn tend to make the best owners for the Virgo Dog, sharing some of the earthy elements and even the penchant for cats. Basically, however, owners born under any Zodiac Sign will enjoy the company of this canine...with the possible exception of Scorpio subjects who tend to perceive the Virgo Dog as a tedious flatterer.

http://www.novareinna.com/constellation/dog.html

My annual vaccination

2007-06-14T19:36:00.000-07:00

On Wed, my dumb dumb mummy brought me for my annual vaccination. At first she didnt know I had to have my annual vaccination one. I dunno which dumb dumb one told her. Maybe its toto cos he jus went for his annual vaccination and maybe his mummy told my mummy about the annual vaccination.

I am so damn terrified at the tot of going to the Vet. My dumb dumb mummy was laughing at me the whole morn, telling me I gonna have my bum poked....and she seemed to be like so happy about me going to get my bum poked. At first I didnt know wat was going on and why I was going to get my bum poked.

When I stepped into the all-too-familiar place at serangoon gardens, I finally knew my fate was up. Immediately my tail went instinctively between my bum.

Jared grabbed me and I fell and hit my head. I think he was very excited that I was going to get my bum poked.... Luckily it was a slight knock only.... jus good enough to distract me....

Jared carried me and put me on the examination table..... I was examined and nanny asked the vet if I was underweight and NO, I am jus nice... I weigh 1.630kg now....nanny still wanted me to eat more.....ok lor....

So the nurse went to get the needle ready and then..... you jus see for urself lor...

MUMMY, HELP..... PAIN AH......
I was looking at mummy..... instead of comforting me, she was happily taking this photo...but she was calling my name and telling me everything's gonna be ok.......

I felt the needle go in, squeezed, then come out...

When the medicine started to do its work, I whined.... cos it hurt....

Then mummy carried and kissed me. Mummy also praised me for being brave. And then mummy asked about microchipping me. The vet told her, the chip is like a grain of rice and the needle to insert it in was also as thick as a grain of rice....and since I was so small, I should be put under GA and sleep while they do it for me, cos its going to hurt me alot if they jus did it under LA.

So mummy deicded to discuss with daddy first. And she's quite firm that I should be microchipped..... she's planning to make an apt for scaling of my teeth and while I am under GA for that, she might wan to microchip me..... Daddy pls dun let mummy take out my balls as well ok... she's mad and she's thinking of doing everything together..... Daddy pls help ur sonny pls....I love you daddy..

I swam very well

2007-06-06T11:59:00.000-07:00

Last sat mummy brought me together with nanny, jared, damon and ryan to Pet Mart. Its my 1st time there with them and I was soooooooo excited. Mummy told me to show nanny that I could swim and I did.....

Nanny was so excited and mummy was so proud of me..... jared carried me to half of the pool and he put me into the water and I sprang into action. I felt that I swam quite well and I am proud of myself too.

Daddy you should have come to watch me swim... every other aunties also praise me that I can swim very well. But of cos if coco and brandy around, the aunties will say they swim better lor.....

Babes you should have watched your man swim..... luckily mummy took a video of me swimming and when I watched it, I realised how handsome I look when I swim ok....

Picnic day 310507

2007-06-01T19:52:00.000-07:00

I love my mummy and daddy. On thu they brought me out to East Coast Parkway for a picnic. I know my mummy actually wanted to go overseas but I cannot go, so she decided to change plans and bring me out so that daddy and her can spend time with me.

The best thing is, my 2 wives were there too. Godma and mummy went to pick my babe coco and brandy up and when it was my turn to be picked up at bradel, the babes were there with me... i Sooooooooooooo love brandy..... She's getting sexier by the days.....

Dunno why the adults must be so troublesome - mummy must put some black black thing and set up a fire to cook the food? Follow me ma - jus pick up the food and CHEW lor..... dun need cook so troublesome....

I was allowed to roam around, then had a nanny kerin who took care of me until it was time for her to eat her dinner, then mummy put dinner for me and then leashed me, coco and brandy to the railings.

Mummy I dun like to be leashed to the railings - cos the leashes will get entangled and I will choke to death.... so mummy released me and I started my notti biz.... I tried to hump brandy again. But I guess she playin hard to get. She tempted me then she will not allow me. I guess she got fed up cos I cannot find the rite place again la....

Mummy promised me that I can have brandy staying over at our house for the 2 weeks she's on heat..... yeah.... brandy you cannot escape already..... hiak hiak hiak.....

In the end, I also dunno why, but coco also tried to lie down and tempt me to hump her..... HOW TO???? Brandy I CMI (cannot make it), coco how to???? You see the pics then you teach me how ok..... Maybe i need to speak to Toto on how to do it....

Coco she very shy, she see nanny kerin take pic she quickly censor our actions...

I tried the missionary position that I saw daddy do.... (Oops) but Brandy didnt like it - she used her tail to cover her ****.

Then you see coco - she tried to seduce me and tempt me.... Godma how? You wan a Junico???? If you wan then pls send coco to my house when she's on heat ok? But I think the baby will look better if another JRT is the daddy.....

I Sooooooooooooooooo love my daddy and my mummy....

YEsterday at Pasir ris 210507

2007-05-20T22:38:00.000-07:00

Yesterday Mummy brought me out.. Yipee... Mummy 1st went to pick Godma with Uncle Jie fu and my babe coco, then we went to Pasir ris park. I was so happy cos long time didnt go to the beach already.

But mummy wasnt prepared cos she tot it was jus a gathering and not a picnic. But end up mummy and me still enjoyed ourselves there.

Met up with another gorgeous babe. Her name is ruby. Actually I met her last year at Godma's birthday but she was so small then. Now totally dun look like her lor. She's grown up so big, she's now bigger than me lor.... I am forever a rat....hahahahaha.

But I think she dun really like me. Is it because I am a rat look-a-like? She also dun seem to like coco cos she started to bark at us and tell us to watch out leh.... And coco picked a fight with ruby and I also joined in the fight. I growled and showed my teeth to her to show her that I am A MAN and not to be bullied by xiao mei meis ok....

Then she tried to bully me - think mummy was too stunned to react cos she jus sat there with her mouth open and looking at ruby fighting me....until the other adults tried to stop us did mummy pull us apart and hold ruby..... think mummy was so scared ruby eat me....hahahahha

I also got to know a nice didi - his name is chivas. He's very shy but he still bark at coco lor. I think my this coco too passionate liao....always go around sniffing and trying to kiss people. Heehee. I also joined in the barking marathon cos ruby was very excited to see me and coco and she was trying to tell me so many stories but she got so excited that her bark was like high pitched one lor - like singing opera leh..... and i kept barking to tell her i understand and trying to tell her my story too....then mummy smack me for barking lor....

Mummy I jus telling ruby my stories lor.... why dun let me share with them.... I'm sorry I was excited and then I barked too loud la, but I wan to tell them my stories ma.....

Why I didnt see deedee, toto and rusty ah? Must be their daddy working or too busy to bring them.... I like to have a party with all my fur friends leh.....

This is MY (DINO JUNIOR) BLOGGY 090507

2007-05-09T08:31:00.000-07:00

Mummy, I think something very wrong with my blog. When I type the fonts all look very funny. The words like all cramped up together one... Help mummy....

Mummy said something wrong with blogger. She cannot update her blog and she is feeling frustrated about it. She has already started another bloggy and she wan to start another one... mummy how many blogs must you have ah?

Now mummy is planning to use my blog as her blog. Mummy cannot pls....this is my blog, all the babes read it and now you wan to use it? No la Pls mummy, cannot like tat one.....Get your own blog, get ur own life la.....THIS IS DINO JUNIOR's BLOGGY.

I am a rat, cat, dog 050507

2007-05-05T07:55:00.000-07:00

Today I got locked up in the room cos we had some guests who dun like dogs. Erm, correction - I am not a dog. I am jus a cat who looks like a dog. I can catch rats and I meow.... ok ok ok ok, I can purr too.....

Alwite, I am dog who jus look like a big rat.

So sad tmr mummy bringing me home already. Although I missed mummy's bed and my toys, I will miss the freedom here at bradel and the love and attention given to me by the children and nanny..... but I also mizzed the chocolates given by gong gong back home....

Mummy looked so tired today. She is sick too. Her voice sounded funny. Sometimes when she call me, I dun even know it was her calling me....I am tired now too...I wan go sleep....mummy hug hug ok???

Life in bradel 020507

2007-05-01T20:09:00.000-07:00

I am so happy. I have been staying at nanny's house at bradel for the past week. Enjoying myself....yeah....

Mummy wanted to bring me out to the SKC dog show on sunday but she overslept in the afternoon....*unhappy*.....and she tried to make up for it by buying me some new food....Mummy bought raw mutton for me and cooked it for me. Yeah for once I am really eating human food. Mummy said it will improve my wheezing and sneezing. Mummy thinks that I am wheezing cos of cigarette smoke while daddy insists that I am wheezing due to my and mummy's loose hair....hmmm.... I also dunno why I am wheezing ok....but since young I have always been wheezing last time I stayed at Godma's house.... maybe I am allergic to COCO? Ya, ya, ya, maybe hor....

Daddy asked mummy to buy beef and cook for me cos daddy ate lots of beef when he was young and he grew up tall, big and handsome.... daddy jus wans me to take after him....tall, big and handsome....heehee....daddy I got 1 part that already surpass you already....proves that I AM YOUR SON already ok...*kuku part*

As for handsome, lucky I look like mummy....or else not very handsome....see now all the babes fall in love with me you know....but mummy say must be fair so she might get a pug so that daddy and mummy each have a child looking like them....

The tall part....erm....my legs compared to brandy already very tall....so I am considered tall already ok....so daddy....I am tall, big and handsome....more than you....the son always better than their daddy one ok....

I am enjoying myself here at bradel. Nanny and baba always massage me and pamper me...heehee and I have company - my 3 half brothers Jared, Damon and ryan always play with me....so happy...I sleep with Jared in his bed sometimes and I always cuddle up with all of them on the sofa....so nice and warm...

Best part in bradel, I play with their toys too and I have REALLY lots of toys here.....they are so nice to chew and bite on and there are more clothes for me to hump and more space for me to run around. I am allowed everywhere in the whole house and I have my own private balcony too....so nice rite.... yeah....

And I can use the internet too....and I can watch cable too....and I have good food cos everyone feeds me human food here....I am really so happy here but I miss coco and brandy and Godma....mummy says godma not in singapore....

Godma why you didnt bring me with you.... where are you... when are you going to carry me with your twin towers again.... I like....

My new home 240407

2007-04-24T08:07:00.000-07:00

I have a new home. Its same colour as me and most of the time I am alone. Occassionally Mummy stays in our new home with me. But mummy is busy all of the time when we are at our new home. I like the new home cos its cosy and its aircon....but I always shiver and mummy always turn it off.....I normally sleep in there.....

My new home is the car - Tortilla...

Mummy kept her promise to bring me out whenever she can if she has a car and now tht she has a car, mummy brings me almost everywhere. I go with her for coaching, I go with her when she meet up with the nice aunties and godma,

And I love my new home. Cos it doesnt feel like a cage, its, cosy, I like sleeping in it, and although mummy leaves me in it sometimes, I dun mind cos I get to be with mummy and get to go out to many places I never been before in my whole life.....

Having a car is great...I would love to drive if you can sponsor my driving lessons mummy.....or maybe Godma? Or daddy? Is there height limits? If there is, then I surely fail.....oops...mummy jus told me I am colour blind so I definately cannot drive....hmmm, so sad rite.....

Mummy's upset 230407

2007-04-22T22:34:00.000-07:00

Mummy's really upset. I think it has something to do with her ulcer. She got this big big ulcer about the size of my nose on the side of her tongue. Actually its good for me cos she cannot really open her mouth to scold me. Heehee.....but poor mummy is really suffering with the pain.

Think its hurting her so much that she didnt eat anything for the whole day yesterday. She ate only when we went for dinner at thomson at my Lao kor house. The whole day she only drank a bit.

And Daddy is too much also. Mummy has a big big ulcer you still call and talk with her for 1 whole hour on sat. Lucky aunty kerin feed me fries and entertain me for that 1 hour on sat nite at fisherman village.

And I didnt see daddy for 1 week already. Daddy you very busy issit? You still working on sundays? Sundays mummy purposely try not to teach swimming in the afternoons so that we can all go out together. But why you didnt come? Or you resting on sundays? Mummy's also very tired but she still bring me out. Daddy you dun love me already issit? Why everything else more important than bringing me out and seeing me? Angry with you leh...

I wan to cry 140407

2007-04-14T08:37:00.000-07:00

I know brandy is a guest here in our house but she is really getting too much. 1stly, she plays hard to get. 2ndly, she refuses to let me hump her. 3rdly, she will try to disturb me by biting me on my neck, my chopstick legs and my face. 4thly, she will growl when I play back, making mummy turn her head to see if I am bullying her. 5thly, she pretends to be donald duck by making weird growling sounds. Brandy are you sure your dad is not a duck?

Brandy jus bullied me...I wan to cry. She took all my toys and played with them and when I tried to tell her to share, she growled at me. And when I tried to take back MY toys, she nearly bit me....

And she's sleeping on my mummy's pillow and shares the same bed with me and my mummy. I am jealous cos mummy always kiss her then kiss me. Normally I am the 1st one that mummy kisses. I can forgive if mummy kiss daddy then kiss me, but I cannot forgive when mummy kiss brandy 1st then kiss me....who is she to deserve 1st kiss from mummy????? My wife? She dun behave like my wife leh.....refuse to let me hump, not gentle with me, we also never go romantic....and I cannot remember if I officially married her.....I dun think so. And mummy is thinking of doing so - she wan to arrange for our wedding soon....die....I dun wan to marry her....she will bully me.....

Ok la, I also bully her ok....I will growl and bark at her if she comes near my food when I am eating. The man should eat 1st ok......and I am the MAN....And I also bite her ok....cos she bite me how not to retaliate? Must bite her back.....

But I also take care of her ok....when mummy bring us for walks I will walk with her and make sure she dun walk away from us. I also kiss her goodnite and good morn and i will snuggle up with her at nite when its cold and I DIDNT KILL HER FOR TAKING AWAY MUMMY's ATTENTION......hahahahaha....

I wuv my mummy 110407

2007-04-10T09:16:00.000-07:00

I wuv my mummy. Today she went out and came back at midnite bringing my wife brandy back with her. I dun have much friends and as I am an only son, my mummy try her best to bring me down for walks to meet snoopy, tiger, sha sha (all 3 chihuahuas) and bibi (wolf dog). But sometimes I go down da bian whole day also didnt see them.

So I always look forward to sunday where mummy will normally bring me to see daddy and Godma and coco and brandy and maybe Uncle Paria. But mummy's been busy these days and daddy too, so they are also tired and got no time for me. I feel lonely.

But today is different.....yeah....hurray to mummy....cos she brought brandy back and when I ask brandy how long she staying, she told me she heard her mummy say till fri or sun....yeah....i got a playmate and a friend and a wife for the next 3 days.....yeah....so happy..... I wuv you mummy. I wuv you godma. I wuv you uncle paria, I wuv you brandy......

I know how to swim 100407

2007-04-09T22:05:00.000-07:00

Hmmm.....long time didnt see gong gong and popo. Dunno where they went? No one feeding me chocolates for so long. Mis gong gong feeding me chocolates. And yesterday everyone not at home. Mummy went out work and didnt come back. Uncle Tony (who is my jiu jiu) also went out and didnt come back.

That day my jiu jiu bring a gal home. She got dog smell leh. I think she must be keeping a dog too.....and it smells of FEMALE......hahahahaha.....I asked mummy and mummy said that gal is keeping a mini pinscher who is same colour as me but its a female but she already sterilised.....too bad.....no babies for me.....

Last week mummy and godma brought me and brandy to pet movers and I went swimming leh. Mummy's a coach now and she can teach me how to swim. But I kept shivering and shaking....so cold water and so scared....but i can swim a bit already....check out the video....

My weekend 280307

2007-03-28T05:16:00.000-07:00

On saturday, mummy brought me to some place very new to me. Its the 1st time I went to Changi Village. And mummy allowed her aunty (or my Lao Kor) to hold my lease. We walked so much and I saw many new things. I saw the boats, I saw the rocks by the sea, I saw the chalets where mummy said they used to stay there over the holidays last time, I saw many people too.

I barked at 2 beagles and 1 bulldog cos they pretending to be kuai kuai dogs, ignore me and dun wan play with me. Why must pretend one? Why dun play with me? Why dun look at me? Cos I look like a rat issit? You look down on me issit? SO I BARKED AT YOU ALL lor.....cos you all look down on me. I may look like a rat but when I bark you will wonder which BIG dog is barking ok.....

On sunday, mummy brought me to the stadium for my tail wagging marathon. Even before we went on stage, mummy already told me that we lost already, cos there were so many golden retrievers who kept wagging their tails non-stop....but mummy also told me to try my best to remember to wag my tail and no matter wat happens she still wuv me.....heehee I wuv you too mummy.

Coco, Godma and aunty kerin came to support me and I was very happy to see coco. Long time I didnt see her already....And I sprayed urine on a nice aunty's legs and also sprayed on mummys legs......heehee....sorry mummy....doggy instinct.....

So she brought me on stage when it was my turn. I was so scared cos there were so many people and so many dogs. I saw my brother oddy who is also a chihuahua but brown and really tiny for his age (3mths).....He's so cute. Last time when I was young I also very cute one....and now I still very cute and more handsome liao.....hahahaha....

Then the stupid guy holding the mike asked mummy if she enrol me in wrong competition cos he said this is not the 100m hamster dash. And mummy can joke with him saying tat I am cross breed of chihuahua and hamster lor.....and my nickname mickey rat really came into good use lor....thanks aunty kerin....

In the end, I tried my best to wag my tail when mummy called me. Mummy when I went up the stage I dunno whether you noticed that my tail was between my legs leh....when you called me I really tried my best to wag cos I was very scared mummy.....and I also tried to wink at the 2 lady judges leh....I almost gave them a flying kiss too....but still didnt help me win lor....never mind...mummy say next year we try again......with brandy cos she was wagging her tail so much when she saw me.....next year when people bring soft toys and treats on the stage, I'll jus bring coco and brandy and we surely win one....

The weather was so hot I can feel my skin burning. And I absorbed so much heat mummy was worried bout me. She kept standing in the shades and facing the mist fan.....I drank lots of water too and when she left me loose I immediately went into the bushes and nearly got lost there....Not my fault la mummy, the weather so hot....I need the shades la....

Daddy came to support me too although he has to work, he left halfway to support me and he came jus in time to watch me wag my tail....Daddy next year you must make a big big banner for me "Junior Jia You. Senior support you...." ok? Hiak hiak hiak....

After that, daddy went back to work and me and godma and coco and aunty kerin and mummy went to eastpoint to have burger king. Brandy came later and we walked the pet safari for a while and I saw many different breeds of dogs and many many toys and treats and food. Wow....didnt know it was such heaven there for me.....but mummy say we going pet movers so we didnt buy any stuff there.

Aft pet safari, we went to pet movers to have my nails clipped and my ears cleaned. The man cut my finger nail too deep and it was bit pain and it was bleeding. But cant blame him cos my nails and flesh all black colour they also dunno....but pain lor.....jus like godma who has a broken nail....must be pain also rite godma.....

Aft pet movers we drove to U petgamart to buy my can food. There is a new brand and mummy wan to try....I havent tasted it yet so I wun know if i like it or not,.....but I am a greedy boy so most prob i'll jus eat everything up....hiak hiak hiak.....

The past few days 220307

2007-03-22T01:40:00.000-07:00

I'm so damn tired. Mummy brought me to nanny's house for the past few days and I really didnt sleep almost at all. I keep seeing many people walking around and they dun look human so I kept barking at them.

2nd nite, mummy slept with me and Godma in a aircon room - so cold.....cant sleep well.

Then mummy left for 2 hours yesterday. I dunno where she went. I tot she left me behind at bradel. I dun wan be there alone. I wan mummy......so i got really angry and peed everywhere. I peed on jared's bed, I peed on the carpet, I peed everywhere.....on the sofa, in the balcony, on the rugs.....etc. In the end mummy came back la, heng ah, lucky she jus went for an interview. I heard her saying she wan to teach children to swim...oh no....Am i going to be her 1st student??? Die.

Anyway, I also gave Godma a facial 2 days ago by peeing on her face and I also rinsed her eye with my nice, hot urine.....hahahahahah.....warm and nice rite Godma....I wuv you.....daddy was laughing when he heard wat I did.....Sorry godma, I was too excited cos I know you wan to play with my kuku again....

Today mummy had enough fun and she brought me back home by the bus. The bus was very crowded and she put me on the floor in the bag but I was so scared.....I cannot see mummy and I can only see a toe and I dunno if tat is mummy's toe. I cannot smell her and I tot she abandon me again.....so I barked and barked and barked.....after 3 times, mummy finally carried me on her lap.....hahahahah.....now i know how to get her attention already....

Also, I jus reach home and I am really tired. Even typing all these, I am lying on the floor and writing my blog....no energy left......must recuperate for sunday cos mummy enrol me into a tail-wagging competition.....heehee....I surely win one.....hahahahaha....

A day out 180307

2007-03-18T22:37:00.000-07:00

Yesterday daddy and mummy brought me out. Firstly they went to have lunch with Godma Lena and Jie Fu the Maria. Jie fu the maria looked like he was still stoned from the drinking he had yesterday.....yucks...I tried beer before and I nearly puked my guts out....so yucky...dunno why the adults find so much pleasure in it especially mummy and daddy. But they always seemed to be very happy after drinking it and I like to see them with their faces red red and laughing and smiling....heehee

Anyway, I had to sit in my bag while they enjoyed their lunch yesterday. I wondered if mummy forgotten I didnt eat my breakfast and lunch yet....cos I was so hungry.....their chicken rice smelt so good....and how I know its chicken rice? Heehee I ate tat before.....heehee....

After that we went to pick aunty kerin and aunty wendy up and I met my 2 wives at U Petgamart. Brandy was so happy to see me and coco as usual, was so naughty....After that, aunty kerin wanted to see more shihtzus so we went shihtzu hunting.....hahhahaha.....maybe next time I will have new bro or sis to play with liao......so aunty kerin pls buy a shihtzu so that I can have new playmates ok....

And mummy wanted to drown me. She made me swim and I nearly went underwater. Cos I hate swimming and my head is so heavy.....so I nearly drowned. And aunty kerin ask mummy why mummy didnt take photo of me swimming - mummy have the cheek to answer - cos she was too busy saving me from drowning.....stupid mummy.....

And so tired from swimming and yesterday dunno where mummy went again....didnt come home...must be with daddy la.....daddy when you going to sleep together with me ah? I miss you daddy...

So bored 070307

2007-03-06T20:43:00.000-08:00

Hi babes, I'm writing from my nanny's house at Bradel. Mummy brought me here again last nite, this time together with Godma Lena. But where is coco and brandy ah Godma? I miss my babes leh....Now that coco is thinking she's pregnant with dunno whose's baby la....maybe she got laid by a G.H.O.S.T cos there is no baby in her tummy at all....

And my dearest wife brandy is NOT pregnant although she's grown fatter.....brandy are you sure you not pregnant????? Nvm next round we shall try again.....

So bored here at bradel cos mummy forgot to bring my toys. Not a single one. Then I have to resort to stealing the toys from the children's basket and play with them. Lucky mummy didnt forget to bring my food or else I surely bite her.....(ouch mummy.....she jus whacked me on my head for saying I'll bite her)....anyway I wun starve one cos nanny always make sure I have yummy food to eat.....and I mean yummy food cos she will cook for me and the food she cooks are always yummy....WUV IT....

And I went mad cos finally I am free again.....no more jus confined to the room....so I went on a peeing and shitting spree.....I peed everywhere for starters and then I shit in the balcony again....YEAH.....feels so good....and of cos my poor mummy cleaned up after me la.....heehee.....

Mummy says she wan to enrol me in a competition on 25mar sunday.....its a tail wagging competition and mummy says i'll surely win cos my tail wag non-stop...heehee

Updates 060307

2007-03-05T19:26:00.000-08:00

On sun, daddy and mummy brought me out to Petgamart and I saw my friend Ah Dai there again. He still thinks that I am a rat lor.....and keeps sniffing at me and wondering why this rat got dog smell....hahahahaha....Ah Dai you are really ah dai leh......

Coco has a skin allergy but she dun look sick lor....she still chased ah dai like no body biz and went after the bigger dogs....brandy is still the same scardy cat.....so scared of the other dogs but now things improved....she'll wag her tail when she see me cos I AM HER HUBBY.....and last time I made her happy lor.....but she put on alot of weight......dunno if she's pregnant.....and coco....I didnt do anything with you why my mummy telling me if you pregnant and the furkids that come out got big kuku means its my son?????????? Wat it means????????

Then later Godma squeezed coco's nipple and got milk come out leh......Yummy.....I got a milk vending machine jus beside me......hahahahahahaahahaha.......Godma was telling mummy that coco has fake pregnancy,....could it be because brandy is pregnant and as her sister coco must fake a pregnancy too????? heehee.....

Goddaddy Jie Fu signed up 2 spa packages for each of his gals and daddy decided to sign a spa package for me too.....and daddy also bought a massage brush for me to use when I do my spa at home.....daddy also bought some weird smelling powder for me to eat and so pills for me to take to make me stronger.......but I dun like the ginseng powder....it tasted bitter and smells weird mummy......

And I jus came back from a nice holiday. My mummy brought me out yesterday to the beach at East coast. She took a cab to meet my nanny and 3 half-brothers at bradel then with uncle adam and D, we went to the beach.

So long time mummy didnt bring me to the beach. The last time she brought me was last year. Mummy let me run around the beach everywhere. I also ate lots of sand cos I never tasted so crunchy things before. But mummy always smacked me when I chewed on sand la......but mummy, its nice.....

Anyway, we had a great time at the beach. D also threw me into the sea and I also struggled to swim cos the current was very strong. Lucky he didnt throw me too far out into the sea but I know mummy was watching and she will save me one.....

Met a nice babe snausher named molly, owned by a spanish lady and son. She's very scared of me initially but when I turn on my charm and winked at her, she started to play with me liao......we played for a good 15mins and I think Molly's spanish mummy likes me alot.....she tried to touch me many times but I dun like her.....I still wuv my mummy very much....I dun need a new mummy.....

Although my spa done on sunday was wasted, mummy and me enjoyed ourselves on the beach and after the outing, we went back home to nanny's house where I spent most time staying there.....my scent was all gone and so I marked my territory again.....and mummy smacked me...but I was too tired so I fell asleep beside mummy when she was watching TV. Aunty Naz came to watch movies too and I liked her but she dun really like me....so sad.....cos I think she scared of dogs....nvm....

So I went into dreamland then mummy brought me back home early in the morn......I still sleepy so I think I go lie down on mummy's pillow now......zzzzzzzzzz

Dog undergoing training 260207

2007-02-25T22:35:00.000-08:00

I know mummy wuv me very much but she's been smacking me very often these past few days. She say she wan to train me not to pee pee anywhere. Mummy I already never anyhow pee pee in our room but when I see pillars and vertical objects I cant help it to mark my scent on it...after all I AM A MAN....I must leave my markings everywhere...

So today mummy leashed me and took me downstairs.....and I cannot Da Bian cos I not used to the leash. Mummy knows tat and released me and I immediately went to da bian lor.....

I know mummy still wuvs me very much cos even though she spend time with daddy or her friends or go work, she has never forgotten about coming back once a day to bring me downstairs to da bian......so mummy still wuv me very much.....

But daddy disappeared. He long time didnt come see me and I dunno if he meet up with mummy or not. I think must be daddy meet up with mummy la, cos mummy always come home so happy one.....either daddy must have made her really happy or mummy is happy to see her handsome SON - which happens to be me lor.....hahahahahahaha....

1am 190207

2007-02-18T08:53:00.000-08:00

1am liao mummy still awake listening to songs. Why she not tired ah? I also dunno wat she doing......I can use the computer cos she writing into a book.....she write many many things but I dun understand wat she write......mummy's not very happy. Her face is black and straight. when I try to talk to her she push me aside. How ah? I'll jus sit one side and look at her la.....but I keep yawning and I am so damn tired lor.......i'll try to keep my eye open while i watch her ok......Yawnz.........yAwNz..................yaWnz................................................
zzzzzzz....zzzzzzzzzzzzz.........zzzzzzzzz........zZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Gong Xi GOng Xi 180207

2007-02-18T08:31:00.000-08:00

Gong Xi Gong Xi......this 4 words my mummy teach me to say one......it means I'll be given a red packet (ouch.....mummy kok my head......ok la......correction: means congrats to you.....better now mummy???)

This year is my 2nd yr celebrating CNY (Chinese New Year). Last year I still baby and still not fully vaccinated so i didnt go bai nian. This year mummy took daddy's car and brought me to TaiPo house.....her house so big.....i tot I was jack and the beanstalk who went up the beanstalk and come to giant house.......

There were 2 big kor kor there....pomeranians......named Teddy and Jasper......and both of them are MAD. They tried to catch me and hump me......even though they are boys and I am a boy too......I dun like them......so i barked at them and tried to bite them if they come close......so many times I tried to run away but they still follow....and they made my nice nice shirt full of their saliva and mummy took it off cos it was wet and sticky.....then they drool on me lor......my back was all wet and sticky and smelly lor.....

Then mummy brought me to Dua Lao Kou house to bai nian also.....i met this cute human mei mei....she liked me alot......mummy say she's my cousin cos same generation.....heehee......hey pretty mei mei when you can walk properly, you can bring me for a walk cos you are such a charming babe.....

Today very tired.....I came back I knock out already until jus now mummy was so angry when she came back home.....dunno wat happen I also dun dare to ask her.....she say tmr she going out whole day....I sianz half already lor.....

Mummy was counting her ang baos for today and she was smiling all the way.....she got a total of 17 ang baos leh and she says I am guaranteed food for a few months liao cos she can afford to feed me liao.....so lucky me.....but i only got 1 ang bao tat is from my mummy.....and i already spent it on coco's valentine's day gift and daddy's valentine's day gift lor.....so I am broke already again.....so frustrating....

Me in my nice nice CNY shirt....everyone say I very handsome...

Myself 150207

2007-02-15T05:24:00.000-08:00

Mummy took photos of me downstairs and I am proud to have her as my mummy cos she documents my stuff cos I think she is proud of me as her son and she wuvs me alot too.....tat day I peeped into the cupboard and I saw she kept my 1st blood test and my vaccination bottles too leh.....

I shitting she also wan to take.....she bit crazy leh...

Because she standing there watching me, I so pai seh to shit leh....the shit practically went back up.....

I Pee Pee at trees, lamposts and anything that is vertically upright.....I pee-ed on someone's legs before ok...I also pee-ed on mummy's jeans yesterday....hahahahaha....oops....mummy caught me laughing.....she wan to spank me....HELP...

Mummy, your mummy didnt teach you when others are peeing, you cannot watch....especially when the other party HAS A KUKU BIRD?????? So rude...I wonder do you do that when Daddy is peeing......ok ok....I'm sorry....dun whack me....

I must mark here with my pee cos got another male dog pee-ed here.....and the babes will follow him.....now if I pee here, the babes will follow ME....hahahahaha

My V-day 140207

2007-02-15T05:02:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentine's Day to all beautiful babes out there....

Mummy was so excited bout Valentine's Day cos she's going out with Daddy but they cant bring me.....Hmmm....Daddy next time you can consider going to Bernie's at East Coast Beach so that you can bring mummy AND ME AS WELL ok.....mummy can still have her ribs there.....in fact its her favourtie you know.....

I understand from mummy its a day where the adults celebrate by buying nice things for their loved ones and spend time together and be nice to each other........so I also asked mummy to help me buy a present for daddy cos I wuv him too....but I told mummy I dunno wat to buy. And finally I asked mummy buy socks for him and wrote in his V-day Card.....I told daddy I only know how to buy socks for him cos I am very small and he is so big and I only see his feet so I only know how to buy socks for him.....maybe next time when I grow bigger like Ah Dai I can buy pants, belts, wallets, watch, shirts for him.....

And mummy and daddy, I dun have pocket money leh......you all dun give me allowance, I wan to treat my wives for dinner also cannot, I wan to buy nice nice presents for my wives also cannot.....ended up I got to ask mummy to pay for my gift to coco ball.....My darling brandy, I dun have money so got to take turns each year between you and coco ok....unless mummy and daddy read this and give me allowance ok......then next year i can buy both my wives presents ok.....

I got this for coco cos I know this is her favourite......presenting.......Xiao Pan Pan....

But poor me.....all the other beautiful babes didnt send me a gift.......And I AM ALONE ON VALENTINES DAY.....so sad.....really so sad.....

But one consolation.....mummy say she's bringing me to Bai Nian at Popo's mummy house on sunday.....I never been there and I am really excited cos got 2 brothers there to play with me....I heard mummy telling me their names are Teddy and Jackpot.....Good.....and mummy bought me a nice silk blue chinese new year shirt with chinese print on it.....and mummy's wearing red red new clothes also....I very very happy....

Mummy say I cant go to the restaurant on Chinese New Year Eve cos they might cook me in the steamboat cos I am very nutritious as I AM BLACK....jus like black chicken....hahahahaha....

Mummy still wuves me 100207

2007-02-09T08:50:00.000-08:00

I think mummy reads my blog. Yesterday I wrote about her no longer wuving me.....and today she is so nice to me......

She gave me nice nice can food this morn. And she brought me down for my daily walk and even played games with me. She will run and I'll chase her and she'll hide behind the woid deck pillars and call my name and I'll go after her according to her voice to tell me which pillar. We had so much fun today...

And after half an hour in the hot sun mummy came up and gave me COLD MILK....yummy.....

If only everyday you so nice to me....good life liao.....hahahahaha....

I AM SO SAD 090207

2007-02-08T17:30:00.000-08:00

Mummy no longer wuv me. Now she take a cane to threaten me. I also dunno why. I behave like normal, but maybe I am insecure cos mummy sometimes not at home so whenever she is at home I will be very sticky to her.

And I got a new nickname. Its DD. My uncle (which is mummy's brother) gave it to me. It stands for "DUMB DOG". And I dun like him. Cos everytime I bark he will come in and smack me on my bum.

And he say I am retarded. Cos I am small breed, I maybe premature baby tat's why I so small and my brain most probably also premature....small too....so I AM RETARDED. So Sad....I am so clever why he insult me say I stupid. Mummy scolded him cos she say I am very clever boy, jus stubborn like her and got temper like daddy. Mummy say I am not retarded, I am not DD. I am her son and she wuv me.

I miz Daddy, I miz Godma, I miz nanny, I miz coco, I miz brandy. They wun think I am retarded or a DD. They wuv me.....I wan to learn how to attack and kill him....

Happy Day 050207

2007-02-05T05:36:00.000-08:00

Yesterday Daddy and mummy brought me and coco to Petgamart and Pet Movers.....so happy to see other furkids.....so happy to see coco....missed brandy though.....Godma didnt come cos she went out with her family to Chinatown (hmmm where's that?).

Mummy bought milk for me again and she also bought a nice toy for me. Its certified dog-safe and Popo wasn't too happy to hear that the toy cost $8.50 cos she scolded mummy.....well Popo...mummy wuv me so she willing to buy expensive stuff for me.....and popo was telling mummy that she will buy for her real grandson when he's born.....mummy said she wun buy anything for her real son cos popo will buy everything......mummy can you pls stop him from coming cos I wan to be your real son forever can????

Its nice to have another brother but not one who will kick and push me around carelessly....

Then today mummy brought me to Godma house to visit Coco.....so happy to be back at the nice house where I spent a part of my childhood in......godma and mummy were so happy to see that I knew my way back to Godma's house....I clever wat...I can smell coco's smell leh.....heehee

Godma was so nice to me today....she fed me nice nice can food and bathed me with nice smelling shampoo....thanks Godma.....I 'm so happy today....

Mummy's not happy 020207

2007-02-02T07:23:00.000-08:00

I can tell that mummy's not very happy. Cos jus now when we went downstairs for a walk, some school boy said that I am a cat. Mummy, he's stupid la. His mummy didnt teach him wat a cat look like. Dun need to be upset with his comments.

Mummy, I am a dog. I am a true dog. Firstly, I walk like a BULL-dog...jus like daddy.....got wind when we walk ok.....2ndly, I am a dog, cos I smell like a dog.....cats dun smell as sweet as me ok....3rdly, I AM YOU AND DADDY's son - trust me......I AM A DOG.....4thly, I bark, I dun meow.....although jus now gong gong a bit confused and asked me not to "shout" - I think its the effect of the beer you both drank la....hahahahaha.....

So nice you drinking beer with gong gong....next time I also jio daddy to drink with me ok....gong gong laughed and say I will knock into furniture.....heehee.....wait and see gong gong....my daddy is good drinker....I will be better than him COS I AM HIS SON....

And why today you didnt go out to meet daddy? You told me you miz him.....although I very happy you sleep with me tonite, but I know you miz daddy....wat happen.....you 2 quarrel ah? And mummy I think you must not be so unhappy ok.....although I know you wuv me very much and wan the best for me.......I jus wan you to know that I wuv you and daddy very much ok...wuv.....YOUR SON DINO JUNIOR....

MILK 020207

2007-02-01T18:56:00.000-08:00

Last sunday Daddy and mummy brought me to Petagamart on a rainy day. I took a stroll in the rain alone. I miz brandy and coco. I wonder is brandy is pregnant with my babies. I think I got her la. I think so....hahahahaha....maybe I got it all wrong...

Mummy wanted to get milk for me and she really did!!! Thanks mummy. Mummy's been heating up the milk for almost every nite for me...The white liquid really tasted really nice.....Brandy and coco if you come visit me or sleepover again, i'll ask my mummy (who is your godma) to heat up and let you drink...very nice.....

Mummy's been complaining to daddy that her room become like my room cos my toys are everywhere and I behave like man of the room...heehee....I AM A MAN wat.....

Daddy I mis you......mummy say saturday (which is tomorrow - YEAH!!!) she bringing me out to Uncle Patrick house again.....I wuv to go there cos the nice uncles and aunties there all very nice to me.....and they have a new neighbour - a maltese named fifi....I'll have a barking match with him.....

I wuv you daddy....I wuv you mummy....

The day I nearly died 230107

2007-01-22T18:39:00.000-08:00

Its good to have a Godma cos Godma Lena always wuv me more than Coco and Brandy and wuv my KUKU the most.....she always like to play with it..... Last sunday Daddy brought me and mummy out to Pasir Ris Fisherman Village together with Godma Lena and my 2 babes Coco and Brandy and Mr Jie Fu....

And I nearly died.....Let me show you why...

First Godma started to kiss me....I wuv you Godma....
Then she started to drink beer and then she took photo with me hanging in the air....
Finally she squeeze me with her TWIN TOWERS.....see I cant breathe....my tongue also come out already.....Godma think you better dun drink deer when you wan to carry me.....you must drink the 4 horse man mummy bought you the last time.....

So Folks.....see how I nearly died.....lucky I survived to tell the tale of how adults shouldn't drink too much.....

I hate you mummy 190107

2007-01-18T19:17:00.000-08:00

I have a hot babe here sleeping with me. She is my new wife Brandy. Actually she's my Godma's other daughter besides Coco Ball. Brandy got this special smell on her that makes me excited. I dunno why but i feel like humping more. And the best thing is, when I hump her this time round, mummy didnt smack me - usually mummy spank me when I try to hump the soft toys and even my bed.

But I dun like it when she is here. I think that mummy wuvs her more than me. Mummy always sayang her and talk to her nicely. And mummy always smack me for playing rough with her. But Brandy also bully me you know mummy.....why you never smack her?

And mummy you let brandy sleep on your bed and you kiss her and hug her....and you push me away when I try to come between both of you....I think you bias. I think you simply wuv her more than me. I think I am angry with you for being so nice to brandy. And daddy too. Like I not important to you like that....

Now you lock me up in my carrier....why brandy can stay on the bed but I must stay in the carrier.....and you let some stranger come into MY room and you lock me up.....so wat if he's coming to do the phoneline.....I will bite him if i got the chance ah......

And you bring me down lesser.....last few days twice a day....then now once a day.....I am complaining ok mummy.....and when i go down for walks with brandy why you must leash me only. Why you dun leash brandy? So unfair one.....I wish I have a wife or bro but now i dun like....cos mummy you bias one....hate you mummy.....

On 2nd tots, I still wuv you mummy la.....you are my mummy afterall and I know all the things you do is good for me la.....(like putting me near Ah Dai's mouth lor.... - build my courage issit?) hahahahaha.....I still wuv you mummy la....thank you for bringing a wife for me so that I can make little juniors la......heehee.....

Moving house again....150107

2007-01-14T18:44:00.000-08:00

Daddy disappeared for the whole of last week. Mummy says he's not in singapore. Dunno went to somewhere called KL in Malaysia. Hmmm how come mummy and daddy dun bring me there? Mummy say very troublesome must apply for permit and they must keep me locked up for a while to check if I am sick or not. So mummy say I better dun go....really scary to be without mummy....so I better jus stay in singapore.

Mummy also disappeared for a while....whole day she dun come back.....then she start to pack her things....scared the shit out of me.....she only tell me we moving house....AGAIN??? For the past 1 year I moved so many houses already.....1st to daddy house, then to Godma house, then to Popo house, then to nanny house......now dunno move to where again.....I only worried mummy move house without me.....I cant live without my mummy....

Then yesterday (sunday), mummy and daddy brought me out and then she packed all my remaining things and brought me back to popo house.....where we spent the nite and mummy says we moving back to popo house.....mummy even do up her room nice nice to make us comfortable...

I dun like it here. Mummy got a bed for herself and I cannot jump up the bed....I am so lonely here. I miz bradel. I miz nanny. I miz sleeping with mummy in our small room behind the kitchen.

But actually I dun mind la. As long as mummy is with me I am happy. And I dun mind. But mummy pls dun always go out and leave me all alone.... Actually mummy buy a bed also good....cos when there is thunder and lightning I can hide under her bed....heehee....

Daddy Pls come visit me and mummy often ok? Mummy also very lonely here....if you can pls bring me and mummy out ok? We wuv you daddy....

And the gals out there....If you are looking for me at bradel....I'm no longer there....send all your kisses and mails and goodies and urselves to Blk 223 Serangoon Ave 4 ok.....Exact address pls call my mummy to find out ok.....thanks babes...

Today is a good day 291206

2006-12-28T23:40:00.000-08:00

So happy today cos mummy brought me out for a walk to Toa Payoh Lor 1 to meet her friend. I saw another brother Maltese but he was so fierce.

Nanny's friend Uncle Alex came over to bradel and he got 2 sons...they look alike and mummy said it's jus like the photo I took with the other black beauty - Twins....

Mummy fixed up a good breakfast for me and after my walk she gave me cold water.....taste so nice but i was shivering after i drank a bit...heehee.....miz daddy.....where is daddy so long I didnt see him...mummy said yesterday daddy ask her whether I have enough food or not.....heehee my daddy wuvs me so much.....

I am bored cos I dun have anyone to play with. Mummy say going to get me a new friend soon....dunno....anticipating....

Jus now when we went to send uncle alex off, I saw a fatty bom bom Shistzu...so fat that boy...hope I work out alot and not be like him.....if not how to attract the beauties????

My 2nd christmas 271206

2006-12-25T11:46:00.000-08:00

Christmas is over, so sad cos I enjoyed myself so much during the past few days...This is my 2nd christmas. My 1st christmas last year I cannot remember much cos I was still a baby and I was only 1 day old in the family so I really didnt remember much....

Last fri mummy cooked sausage pie and daddy came to pick me and mummy up to uncle patrick's house for our christmas party. So nice....the whole TFT was there.....

Everyone wuved me and took turns to carry me and sayang me and uncle patrick let me run around his house.....but the adults like dun need to sleep one.....cos they were having a mini lan party there....one side playing mahjong, one side playing PS2, one side playing lan games, one side playing uno-stacko....

The adults slept only in the morn and I slept with mummy together in Alvin Gor Gor room.....then the next day the guys all continued to party by swimming and eating again while me and mummy went to celebrate 3rd grandaunt birthday and christmas with grandpa and grandma and my other grandunts.....

Then mummy put me back to bradel where I fell into a deep sleep....shit i should not sleep cos after that mummy disappeared again for 2 days.....she only came back on mon evening for the party at bradel and I was so happy to see her cos she brought grandpa and grandma and daddy together back....then we had fun and food and drinks till they left about 8pm and daddy came back after sending them off and then we all had fun......

But I was very tired cos they also mad one......party till morn......in the end mummy slept with me again....and I was one happy dog....

But mummy was very angry with someone. Mummy was so angry she went to the police station to complain....nanny went with her and both of them came back like very angry.....i dun dare to ask her....

Then mummy had nightmare yesterday nite. I think she watched too much movies already. She was gong-fu fighting in her sleep......lucky I "san de kuai" (escape fast enough) or else I kena karate chop die also dunno why.....

I wuv you mummy...zzzzzzzzzzzZ

I miss daddy 181206

2006-12-17T21:40:00.000-08:00

Junior is happy today because mummy is at home.

Now I know. Mummy is less busy on mondays. But this week mummy seemed to be so busy cos she say Fred (her working partner) went overseas so she got to handle the work here alone. Yesterday was raining the whole day and as usual I ran under nanny's bed cos I ama scardy dog. Heehee.

Mummy was gone like 2 days. I tot she abandon me already. Lucky she didnt. Yesterday nite mummy came back looking like a ghost. She looked so tired like she can collapse any moment. And when I licked her yesterday nite she also didnt know. Nice to sleep with mummy. So warm and nice. But I dare not sleep too much or too soundly cos I scared mummy disappear again....

Anyway I going for a nap now since mummy wan to use the computer so I guess she not going out soon so i can rest for a while since yesterday I didnt sleep well.

And mummy told me tonite she meeting godma but she cant bring me cos no doggy allowed. I so sad. I am her son, not jus a doggy la.....nvm lor....mummy promised she will bring me to see coco soon....and mummy asked me if i wan to hump coco or not cos she having her period now....heehee..I was so excited I humped mummy's blanket yesterday and mummy whacked me really hard.....she forgot she was the one who tell me these things and make me excited lor.....and I miss daddy too.....I didnt see him come over sat nite as usual cos they went out for wedding dinner....and mummy didnt come home since then.....

I miss daddy carrying me. I feel so safe and secure in his arms like a prince....heehee....and I can see everything cos daddy so tall....Daddy I miss you.....Daddy I wuv you very much too....

Where are you mummy 141206

2006-12-14T00:15:00.000-08:00

Oooooo. I didnt know daddy read my blog too. Hi daddy if you are reading my blog. Yesterday daddy came to bradel to visit me and he bought my science diet dry food....yummy. Daddy you are the best, I wuv you daddy....

It seemed that mummy didnt bug daddy to buy my food but daddy read my blog so he went and got me my food. Thanks daddy....

Then after that daddy and mummy went out and mummy didnt come back yet. I miz mummy. Yesterday nite the wind was howling and the rain was pouring. I didnt sleep well cos mummy not around. I dun feel secure. when mummy is here I'll hide under the blanket with her and i feel so much safer.

Where are you mummy.....Junior miz you.... :(

Last time brandy told me a story about her mummy who also went away and left her with a nice uncle who became her daddy now. Lucky her mummy came back now with a new sister who is coco ball. heehee....i hope mummy doesn't come back with a new jack russel ok....I dun like to share my mummy.....and i dun wan new daddy or new mummy ok......i jus wan my mummy and daddy dino....

And i always get so scared when it rains.....cos I AM A SCARDY DOG....heehee.....

And my grandma calls me her grand-dog. Wat that means ah? Tot my name for her is grandson. How come become grand-dog ah?

I wan to go on a strike 121206

2006-12-11T18:55:00.000-08:00

Yesterday Mummy went out whole day again....ok la, she went out for 12hours exactly lor.....she was telling me she going to another country but she said I cannot come along cos the cats there will kill me cos of my size...why> Size so important meh? Wait till I show them my teeth and growl like a bear....

Mummy came back saying they didnt sell my science diet food there....so does it mean I will be going hungry soon???? Oh dear.....Godma la....she didnt get my food that day during grooming....nvm, i heard mummy say she's gonna bug daddy to bring her to get my food soon...meaning I wun be starving la.....

Heard mummy say she had lots of fun yesterday.....so angry I cant be there together with her....I mizzed her the whole time she was out.....

But yesterday I slept with my mummy la.....so safe and secure.....got her smell.....she was very tired, she didnt even know I licked her nose.....

Then this morn she was cranky cos I peed on Pa's cushion.....and she whacked me....I decided to rebel and go on a strike.....Hmmmmm....

Still having lao sai 111206

2006-12-10T19:09:00.000-08:00

Sat nite Godma brought my gf the white chick Coco to visit me at bradel. So happy to see Godma and Coco. And daddy came too. Mummy told me the adults watching DVDs and children not supposed to watch... anyway, me and coco watched anyway....heehee....but most of the time we were play-fighting la. Coco challenged me to bite her and I got fed up with her trying to bite me so I fought back.

In the end mummy grabbed hold of coco and I took the chance to bite her nose a few times....heehee....then everyone discovered that I was the aggressive one so they locked me up. Me and coco jus wanted to get the attention of godma and mummy and daddy la....when they put us behind me and coco jus sat there and looked at each other la.....only in the presence of the adults we like to fight......

Daddy and mummy and godma ate fried chicken......then daddy and mummy fed me and coco fried chicken too....yummy....but then for 2 days I got diarhoea.....

Then we went for a car ride in daddy's car....and I ended up sleeping at godma's house for the nite...heehee.....godma put me in the cage and I whined so much....cos I dun like sleeping in cages.....then godma wuv me so much so she carried me into her room and I slept beside her.....and godma told mummy she squashed me a few times....but dun have leh....i slept so soundly till morn when godma brought me and coco and brandy for grooming.....

Then mummy called godma hp and asked to talk to me....but godma didnt let me talk to my mummy.....i miz my mummy.....so long i didnt sleep with her already......daddy kidnapped her for a few days already.....hate you daddy for sleeping with mummy and I dun get to sleep with her....

Then i went grooming the people there cut my nails and cleaned my ears and bathed me.....I was smelling so nice lor.....coco and brandy also smelled so nice....pity they not having their time of the year or else I will "up" them already....

Then I went back to hougang to wait for daddy and mummy to pick me up. Dunno why they so long....dunno where they go without me....so sad.....mummy promised to bring me to pet movers to meet new gfs and buy my food one. She say wan to get the green chewy sticks for me one.....break your promise mummy......dun like you....

Then the dino couple (which happened to be my parents), came around 10pm.....and daddy sent me and mummy back home then he went back..at least yesterday nite I slept with my mummy....I feel better today lor....why daddy cant sleep with me? I miz licking daddy nose....and daddy always disturb me...i miz daddy leh....daddy where you? Why dun you get me a big big doggy house then I can sleep with you and mummy together????? Then I'll feel very very very wuved.....

ME ME ME ME 291106

2006-11-29T06:21:00.000-08:00

Not very happy with mummy....she keep going out....and I am always cooped up in our room....lucky nanny let me run around the house. I wuv nanny. I dun wuv mummy. She jus spanked me cos I dirtied her bedsheet.....

Daddy has been visiting quite often nowadays.....so good to see daddy and mummy relationship so good.....last time daddy seldom come see me but now I get to see him at least once a week and daddy bring me sit in his car for car rides...

Mummy say I am very clever boy....but clever doing the wrong things....wat it means ah???

Mummy was telling Godma I can "down" already. Say I very clever...actually i see the treats in her hand I will do anything one la.....

I miz grandma and grandpa. Mummy say they miz me too and they coming over bradel for christmas celebrations....so happy....

And mummy's getting very irritated nowadays....dunno why. She also seldom kiss me already....Is it because ?????????????????? I dun wan to think too much. But she say I am getting heavy and she will scold me when I step on her tummy.....so sad.....maybe mummy really thinking of getting that black and white moo moo cow jack russell ah????

And nanny keep saying I walk like daddy....like a bulldog...hahahahahaa.....

I am Junior the terror....hahhahahahaahhhaa.....I act cute when the need be and I bark very loudly like a big dog and i run away at the 1st sign of danger....hahahahahahaha..

Now.....201106

2006-11-19T08:22:00.000-08:00

At 1st I stayed with Godma and Coco cos mummy had some problems, but daddy and mummy came almost everyday to see me. I was tortured by Coco Ball (Oh she changed her surname when she grew bigger like a ball).

Coco always liked to sit on me and bite me whenever Godma is not watching.

Then mummy brought me home with her. I was so happy to share the same bed with mummy and be together everyday with mummy. But mummy always not at home and I was lonely. Then cos of that, my darling mummy packed me up to braddell and here am I now, staying with mummy here and not being lonely anymore....

Previously I had a housemate but Tiger died 2 months ago after being attacked by 3 bigger dogs on the 4th storey. I heard the attack and I heard Tiger meowing in pain. I kept telling him I am coming but the damn door is locked and I cannot get out. Lucky a nice neighbour came to tell mummy and mummy went down to help him. But he still died from serious brain damage. I was so sad cos Tiger always play catchin with me. Now he's gone, I feel so empty too, jus like nanny rina and mummy who were so sad also.

I haven't been feeling very well and last month I vomitted 3 times at 11plus in the nite and whined in pain cos I felt my stomach so bloated that it hurts and I cannot lie or sit down at all. Mummy called daddy who rushed me down to the hospital and spent like $184 on me. Sorry mummy and daddy I made you both so worried. But pls dun send me hospital again cos the injection really made my bum sore.....I cried leh....cos the needle so big poke my bum and the thermometer in my shit hole was uncomfortable leh.... It felt worse than the last time you all brought me for vaccination injection, the nurse there got big boobs and the needle was smaller, also, the doctor was a female and more gentle with me - the best part is I get to rest on her Bombs when she carried me.

Then 2 weeks ago I also vomitted 6 times, as much as a child vomit....mummy was worried, but when I puked everything out I felt better liao so mummy didnt send me hospital. I still have been puking....maybe I got a hair-ball inside of me so I feel uncomfortable sometimes....

Introductions 191106

2006-11-19T07:44:00.000-08:00

Hi everyone.

This is Dino Junior. All thanks to my mummy Belinda Yang who painstakingly searched nice blogskins to put up for her darling son (which is me). Even her own blog she also dun do up, see how much my mummy wuvs me? Cos I was sad to see that Princess DeeDee got blog, then even Princess Coco Ball also got blog but I have nothing, so my mummy wuv me so much she decided to make a blog for me too.

But my mummy is stupid, she not very good with this blog thingy so she took MONTHS to set this up. I wrote a blog entry like 3months ago but she erased it lor cos the previous blogskins got problems....blog entry jus disappeared. So now I jus recapping my life from birth till now ok??? Bear with me pls...

Anyway, let me introduce myself.

I am a black and brown handsome chihuahua who was born on 25th August 2005 in a Pet Farm in Pasir Ris. My birth parents were from Taiwan and my ancestors were from Mexico. I dunno how they evolved but now I am a mini-sized Chihuahua. I am not proud of my courage cos I HAVE NONE - in fact I AM A BIG COWARD. I dunno how to swim like most furkids but my mummy still wuv me. But I have something I AM PROUD OF and its my 5th leg, like father like son rite DADDY?

The 1st person I saw when I opened my eyes was not my mummy. I saw HIM. He was the caretaker who buys us puppies and rear us for sale. I was very small then. And I was very scared of him cos he handles us roughly and he doesn't cuddle or kiss me. To him, I am just another puppy who can earn him quick bucks.

Although the living conditions are not too bad, but it gets cold when I am left in the open during rainy seasons.....but i remember it was a rainy christmas eve 24th December 2005 when I was adopted by this nice lady who later became my wuving mummy - Belinda Yang.

It was drizzling slightly and as usual, I was put on display together with 4 others in individual cages. One of them was a noisy little mixed breed between dunno wat dogs but she sounded like a monkey and she was whining cos her bro jus got adopted and left her there.

3 people came into the farm looking for a puppy to adopt. I cowered in fear. Strangers. So scary. And I was only 4months then. I dunno wat in the world was going on. I jus buried my head in my paws and hoped I was invisible. **Crossed my paws and chanting "You cannot see me, You cannot see me, You cannot see me...**

It worked cos they saw the monkey-calling bitch (correct wat, she's a female dog) opposite me, they were attracted by her monkey screams. The lady in the green shirt carried her and said.....so cute.....**Good, take her, take her, take her....I'm not ready to face the cruel world out there...**

And the other lady beside her walked around and played with the golden retriever pup NEXT TO MY CAGE.....**Die Die Die....she's coming closer.....**

And she saw me....

"CHIHUAHUA!!" - was the 1st word I heard her say. Oops. Die, I AM THE CHIHUAHUA SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT.....Then her friend said, "But its BLACK." **Yeah.....I was happy for a minute COS I AM BLACK and I am quite sure she doesn't want a black small cowardly fellow."

The nice lady said....."Black doesn't matter, must see whether its a boy or gal..." Then she asked my caretaker to pick me up and she peeped at my private parts and shrieked in excitement, "ITS A BOY...." **DIE DIE DIE, this time surely die - I really dunno why she so happy to see I am a boy, is she going to do something with my KUKU?**

Then she asked if she could carry me. I felt so uncomfortable when she carried me - later did I know, I was the 1st dog she has ever carried, no wonder mummy I felt so uncomfortable then. But when the lady in the green shirt carried me, felt comfortable and I could tell she is experienced.....

Then the nice lady said, "ok I'll take him". My heart sank to the deepest bottoms of the valleys. I was thinking - Wat the hell, You never had a dog before and you wan to take care of me when I cannot even take care of myself, how to take care of you as well? Die Die Die, sending me to an early death....

I was whisked off for a bath, cutting of nails and digging of ears. The nice lady was quite generous - she paid almost $1.3k to bring me home, together with shampoo, cage and dog food and ear cleaner. Then she went next door to pet movers to buy treats and toys for me.

She was very gentle with me and talked softly with me. She told me she is my new mummy and she wuv me. She said her name was Belinda Yang. That's how she became my mummy. And the tall and handsome guy beside her was to become my daddy - Mr Kenji Lim. And the lady in the green shirt was to become my Godma - Lena Tan.

While I fell asleep in my Godma Lena's arms during the car ride, I was awaken to see we had arrived at another car park where I saw another 2 puppies - A silky terrier and A Jack Russell Terrier. I WAS TERRIFIED. Were they going to make us fight for our lives or were they going to let those 2 evil-looking creatures tear me apart? I was so scared that my new mummy would dump me for them cos they look absolutely better than the black scrawny little me.

But when I 1st laid my eyes on the white Jack Russell Terrier, I fell in love with her, but 1st IMPRESSIONS DUN LAST LOR.....cos she very cunning.....pretending to be a "叔女" (virtuous lady) but she actually she is not lor......

So Godma Lena and that Fat Uncle Cannon adopted that white Jack Russell Terrier on the same day as me. And she was named Coco Leong. And my days of torture started.....